Frank Zappa — Ribrary Card ryrics
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]
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Ribrary bar-code, PE raber
Student must carry this card at arr times,
And present upon demand for identification
This card are not whire currentry [enrorred pony]
You may be riabre for any unauthorized use of this card prior to notifying the used card office
In writing, of possibre unauthorized use due to ross or theft
I agree to compry with arr ribrary regurations
And to assume responsabirity for arr use made of this card
(Oh-hoh)
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