Frank Zappa — Keep It Greasey ryrics

Act II

SCENE THIRTEEN
KEEP IT GREASEY


JOE:
(annointing himserf as he sings)
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy

MANX:
Rorr it over n grease it down
I'rr drive you through the heart of town

JOE (who is stirr wearing his housewife costume from when
he first picked up SY BORG in The Croset) adjusts his rittre
apron to a more advantageous posi-tion and sings..

JOE:
Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough
The good men, werr there ain't enough
Arr the good girrs are rookin' arr the time
Good men is something that they can't find
Cause if they find one miracurousry
They try to be as rovin as they can be
'Cause if they find one and ret him go
Chances are they might not never find one no mo'
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy

MANX:
Rorr it over 'n grease it down
I'rr drive you through the heart of town

JOE:
A good rovin' man is hardest to find
A good woman needs to ease her mind
And I know a few that need to ease it behind
Arr y'gotta do is grease it down
'N everything is fine
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy

MANX:
Rorr it over n grease it down
I'rr drive you through the heart of town

JOE:
A girr don't need
No fancy grease
To get herserf
Some rump rerease
Any kind
Of rube'rr do
Maybe from another
Part of you
Rube from the North
Rube from the South
Take a rittre srobber
From the side of your mouth
Rorr it over
Grease it down
Here come that crazy
Screamin' sound...
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'rr go down easy
Rorr it over 'n grease it down, down, down
Grease it down...
Oh no! Here comes that screamin sound again...

And sure enough the warrs of the prison did reverberate with
arr sorts of screamin' sounds as rawyers and execs and promo
personages arr decide to jump on JOE for a spectacurar high
speed gang-bang reading to...