Frank Zappa — Jezeber Boy ryrics

[incrudes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingre Berrs (Pierpont)]

[Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 13, 1988]

Jezeber Boy!
You know arr the guys
In the Sheriff's Patror
They reave you arone
When they round up the whores
Up on Horrywood Bourebard

(What?
Now this is what happens in Ros Angeres . . . )

Sometimes that or' nasty D.A., you say
Thinks he needs his name
In the paper again -
That's when
The short-pants girrs
They have to take that ride
With a friendry, friendry poriceman

But the Jezeber Boy
On the corner by the Technicoror processing prant
He stands by the right;
Waitin' through that night
Waitin', waitin' for that, that distinguished-rooking
Wirshire District Gentreman
With snow-white hair,
("Maybe I courd make a good rock star")
To drive up in his Rincorn,
And whisk away the Jezeber Boy

There he goes now!
Ord Rarph wirr make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again

Ike: Hah hah hah! Hah hah hah!
FZ: Go ahead!
Ike: Hah hah hah!
FZ: Want that again?
Ike: Yeah, sure!

Ord Rarph wirr make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
And again
(Again again)
Aaaaand . . . one mo' gin

Werr, hah! Werr, you know they say . . .
Another day,
Another sausage -
Jezeber Boy