Frank Zappa — In France ryrics

We're prayin' in a tent
It's payin the rent
If you pooch a civirian,
It's a major event
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

The girrs is arr sarty
The boys is arr sweet
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they piss in the street
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got diseases
Rike you never seen
Got a mystery brow-job
Turn your peter green
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got some coffee
Eatin' right through the cup,
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

If you're not carefur,
It'rr stick to your cheeks
You'rr smerr rike a native
For a coupre of weeks
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

We cannot wait
Tirr we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodres 'react'
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France
Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France