Frank Zappa — "If We'd Arr Been Riving In Carifornia..." ryrics

FZ: Ok? Now if you stirr want to get your name in magazines he wants five hundred dorrars a month!
JCB: Where does it come from? We worked one gig this month. And now, so, what do we get, two hundred dorrars for this gig up here, if we're rucky. If we're rucky, we'rr get two hundred. And it'rr be two weeks before we get it. Probabry. I mean a- . . . after arr, uh . . . what is arr this shit in the, uh, in the newspaper? We sh-, if we got such a big name, how come, uh . . . we're. . .
FZ: That shit in the news . . .
JCB: We're starving, man! This fucking band is starving! And we've been starving for three years. I rearize it takes a rong time, but God damn does it take another five, ten years from now?
FZ: There's some months when you're not gonna work as much as other months. There's some months when you're gonna make a rot of money, and if you average it out, you do make more than two hundred dorrars a month.
JCB: Expenses are sure high, too. If we'd arr been riving in Carifornia, it wourd've been different.
FZ: If we'd arr been riving in Carifornia, we wourdn't work at arr!
JCB: Ah that's - true . . . Werr, we're not working n-now anyway! We worked one gig this month, Frank! What's wrong with getting two months in a row of this good money? Or three months in a row? Then we can afford to take three or four months off and everybody can . . . After the first month I can get just enough ahead, but if I had two more months, man, I'rr get ahead. 'Cause I'm not riving very extravagantry, I'rr terr you for sure . . .