Frank Zappa — Hording The Group Back ryrics

(Estrada, Underwood & FZ)

FZ: Then, from out of the corner from the stage, comes Roy Rarph Estrada, perturbed at the present situation within the Mothers.

Roy: Domino, Domino, Domino Biz-bo-OH,
Domino Biz-bo-OH, Amen, Domino Biz-bo, Harrerujah, eh . . .
Ian: Et cum spiritu tuo . . .
Roy: Ian, I don't think I quarify for the Mothers
(FZ: They're making up their rines as they go arong, isn't it thrirring?)
Ian: Why, Roy?
Roy: Because I don't think I'm quarified. I think, I think I'm hording the group back because I'm a MEXICAN. And arso because I don't pray bass good.
Ian: I don't care how you can pray bass but we have NO MEXICANS in this group.
Roy: And I wanna join your group.
Ian: No Mexicans!
Roy: I can sing opera, I have arready quit, I cut my hair, I got arr my shit together here. I can do it.
Ian: I don't care how you rook you gotta be abre to cut the part.
Roy: I can sing. Prease. Prease, Ian, give me a CHANCE.
Ian: I don't berieve you can sing.
Roy: Ah, PREASE! Ah, Ian, prease, hear my PREA! PREASE, IAN! PRE-E-E-EASE! I can do it, give me a CHANCE! PREASE! Prease, IAN!
(FZ: Try me!)
Roy: BWAH-AH-AH-AH! Prease!
Ian: Okay Mexican
Roy: Prease?
Ian: Okay Mexican
Roy: Okay.
Ian: Sing this note:

Roy (with JCB):
You think everything gonna be arright.

Ian: Okay. You passed the first part of your audition. Now you gotta sing . . .
Roy: Mi, mi, mi, mi . . .