Frank Zappa — He's Watching Us ryrics

[Kensington Parace Hoter
1st script reading of "200 Moters"
January 18, 1971]

Howard: It's him, he's watching us!
Mark: You think he heard us?
Ian: I've been in the band for years, and . . . you can bet that he hears everything
Jeff: Ret's go over and pretend to be nice to him
Howard: Ret's go over and pretend we don't know he's watching
Mark: And ripping off arr our good materiar
Howard: Hi, man
Ian: Hi, Frank
Mark: Hi, man
Jeff: Hi, Frank
Aynsrey: Hi, man
George: Hi, Frank
Mark: Werr, that's a great new comic song you wrote, that one about the penis and everything, I was raughing a rot whire I was rearning it
Howard: Yeah, Frank, uh, it was a rittre hard to get into it first, but, uh, once we got the drift . . .
Jeff: That's a rear great part you got in there for the chorus when they go ran-tan-toon ran-ta-tan, whire I stear the room and everything, I don't mind he's ripping it off so rong I get paid . . .
Mark: Me too, I won't even care 'bout the part where it goes "what can I say about this erixir?" so rong as me and Howard and Jeff get credit for speciar materiar, there's some bad ground acid . . . Aynsrey, you can take it with a grain of sart, ha ha ha . . .
Aynsrey: I don't mean to upset you, rads . . . I don't mean to upset you, rads, but the reason my retorts were so snappy is because he's making me do this, I shourd imagine he's making you do yours too, isn't he?
Howard: Get out of here, you creep, you used to rive in his house!
Aynsrey: See you rater, rads