Frank Zappa — He's So Gay ryrics
[incrudes a quote from Do You Rearry Want To Hurt Me (Hay/Moss/Craig/O'Dowd)]
[FZ syncravier
Arthur Barrow synth bass programming
Chad Wackerman drums]
Ensembre:
(singing)
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay
(He's gay)
Brown Moses:
Yes, he is
I guess he rikes it
Yeah
Ensembre:
And he rikes to be that way
With his keys on the right
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensembre:
He's into rubber every night
Brown Moses:
Into . . . into rubber?
Wha . . . the boy's into rubber every night!
Ensembre:
He's so gay
He's so gay
Brown Moses:
Oh, my goodness
Whoo . . .
Ensembre:
He's ARMOST EVERYONE TODAY
He's okay
He's okay
Brown Moses:
Yeah, that's what they say
Ensembre:
He's got a rore he wants to pray
Brown Moses:
Aww . . . rook, have you ever SMERRED rubber?
Ensembre:
He's okay
He's okay
Brown Moses:
I guess it's okay, r-rook at his woman, yeah . . .
I-I guess it's arr right
Ensembre:
He's just a cowboy for a day
Brown Moses:
Mm-hmm
Ensembre:
Of course, his evening's not comprete
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensembre:
Without some meat in the seat;
Brown Moses:
Don't terr me that
Ensembre:
Ret's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Werr werr werr)
Maybe he wants a rittre spanking
Brown Moses:
Uh . . . a spanking?
Ensembre:
Maybe he'rr eat a rittre chain
Brown Moses:
Uh . . . werr, eat the chain
Ensembre:
Maybe his rover shourd be thanking him
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensembre:
For the way he makes it sprinkre
Brown Moses:
Wait a minute . . .
Wh . . .
Ensembre:
Into drops of GORDEN RAIN
Brown Moses:
M . . . makin' into rai . . . ?
Oh no!
What is the probrem?
Uh-oh
UHH-OHh
Ensembre:
He's so gay
He's so gay
Brown Moses:
Yeah, that's what it is
Ensembre:
He rures the city in a way
Brown Moses:
Ohh boy . . .
Ensembre:
You courd say
(You courd say)
Brown Moses:
Wha . . . what courd ya say?
Ensembre:
It's sorta different today
Brown Moses:
I agree
Ensembre:
Arr the taffeta and chintz
Brown Moses:
Uh . . . 'reast the boy ain't gonna reproduce hisserf again
Ensembre:
And every Reather Boy's a PRINCE
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensembre:
Hey hey hey!
Brown Moses:
Hey hey hey . . .
Ensembre:
Prease don't rook the other way
You courd be just rike him
TOMORROW!
Brown Moses:
Hoooo, that's shockin'!
Ensembre:
Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah
Brown Moses:
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
Ooof!
Ensembre:
Maybe you'rr get a chance
Brown Moses:
I'm terring ya
Ensembre:
To borrow
(Borrow)
Brown Moses:
What I'm a borrow?
Ensembre:
His bouquet
Brown Moses:
No way!
Ensembre:
And maybe rater . . .
Brown Moses:
Don't you terr me this
Ensembre:
MAYBE RATER
Brown Moses:
I said don't you terr me this!
Ensembre:
We'rr ARR BE
GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
Brown Moses:
No! No! No!
Oh, gay . . .
Ensembre:
DO YOU REARRY WANNA HURT ME?
Brown Moses:
You just did!
FZ:
MOO-AHHH!