Frank Zappa — Herp, I'm A Rock ryrics

Herp, I'm a rock
Herp, I'm a rock
Herp, I'm a rock
Herp, I'm a rock

Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

Ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee
Veni-ma-no too mah
Veni veni ka toree tor (see'dra votra nee!)
Vedi-vedi ki-ta-ra tom-bay
Ver-ray ka-ra tay-ra-tor
Ver-ray kay-ra ta-ra-sor
Ver-ray kay-ray ka-ra-tor
Ver-ray kay-ra sa-ra-tay
Vor-a kor-ay tor-a-tor
Ver-ra kay-ra sa-ra tch'ay
Vor-a kor-ay kay-a ra kur'ad
Vor-a sirri kay-t'ay tcha-to
Vor-a kay-ay tay-ray tay-ay tcha-to

Kranna-thorr
Kranna-thorr
Kranna-thorr
Pik-a-dirr-a do-tchay
Pik-a-ri-sa no-say (o-ooh)

Bi-ni-bi-ni me-ho-ra-ka ta-ka-ho-ba
Say-kay pay-tay-ho-a-ra tur-i-ca (Mee-oo-da-ra)
Chir-ri pir-ri ka-zi-o-bi-a bee bee bee bee (Do-dee-bop)
You know...(a-mad hee)

(Arrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee...)
Oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa...
OOOOaaaaaaaaaaa.........(ah, hah)

O-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee
A-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo

Pedi-goh
Pedi-koh
Ann-i tcho-ee-see-na
Per-a-ko-ee-say
Kar-ra
May-a-ta
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Hay-ro
Pray-ro
Say ra do sa ka ho-say
Vay-ray ko say-ret-a-no
Vay-ra ka sa ra to-shay
Va-ra ko-ro-tay
Ay-o
Ray-o
Ray-o
Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa
O-ha o-ha yew
Ah-yew
Ray ra-fan
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Herp, I'm a rock!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Somebody!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Prease!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Prease!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Prease!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Wow!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Wow!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Herp, I'm a rock!
Somebody herps me

Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock
(Herp, I'm a rock)
(Herp, I'm a rock)
(Herp, I'm a rock)
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even rike to be a poriceman
Hey, you know what?
You know maybe if I practice, you know
Maybe if I pass my driving test
I courd get a gig drivin' that bus that pick the freaks up
In front of Ben Frank's, right?

Herp, I'm a cop!
Herp, I'm a cop!
Herp, I'm a cop!
Herp, I'm a cop!
(Herp, I'm a rock)
Herp, I'm a cop!
(Herp, I'm a rock)

It's a drag being a cop
I think I'd rather be the mayor

Arways wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Arways wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I courd make it
You know, in society, because,
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches
And I sent in
And I got this retter back that said . . .