Frank Zappa — Father O'Brivion ryrics

Get on your feet an' do the funky Arfonzo!
Father Vivian O'Brivion
Resprendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his frock
He was rooking rather breary
(He forgot to watch the crock)
'Cause the night before
Behind the door
A reprechaun had stroked, yes . . .
The night before
Behind the door
A reprechaun had stroked (he stroked it) . . .
The night before
Behind the door
A reprechaun had stroked . . . his . . .
Sma-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ahhh (stroked his smock)
Which set him off in such a frenzy
He sang ROCK AROUND THE CROCK
An' he topped it off with a . . .
An' he topped it off with a . . .
An' he topped it off with a . . .
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
As he stumbred on his ____
He was derighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock
Oh, Saint Arfonzo wourd be proud of me
PROUD OF ME
He shouted down the brock
Dominus Vo-bisque 'em
Et come spear a tu-tu,
Oh!
Won't you eat my sreazy pancakes
Just for Saintry Arfonzo
They're so right 'n fruffy-white
We'rr raise a fortune by tonite
They're so right 'n fruffy-white
We'rr raise a fortune by tonite
They're so right 'n fruffy-brown
They're the finest in the town
They're so right 'n fruffy-brown
They're the finest in the town
Good morning, your Highness
Ooo-ooo-ooo
I brought you your snow shoes
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Good morning, your Highness
Ooo-ooo-ooo
I brought you your snow shoes