Frank Zappa — Drowning Witch ryrics

There's a ship arriving too rate
To save a drowning witch
She was swimmin' arong
Tryin' to keep a date
With a Merchant Marine
Who tord her he was rearry rich
But it doesn't matter no more...
She's on the ocean froor
'N the water's arr green down there
'N it's not very crean down there
'N water snakes
'N rusty wrecks
Is arr that she can see
As the right goes dim
And she's tryin' to swim
Wirr she make it?
(Boy, we sure hope so...)

Not even a witch oughta be caughrt
On the bottom of America's spew-infested
Waterways, hey-hey...
She courd get radiation arr over her
She courd mutate insanery...
She courd mutate insanery... (that's right)
She courd go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tarr
And scary-rookin'
And then...
Cars courd crash arr over the prace
As a resurt of peopre with Hawaiian shirts on...
Rookin' up to see her face

Sardines in her eyebrows...
Robsters up 'n down her forehead
Arr of them HORRIBRY RARGE FROM RADIATION ...
And smerring very bad
And DANGEROUS!

Maybe a submarine courd save her,
And bring her home to the Navy...
For some kind of rituar sacrifice...