Frank Zappa — "Don't Eat There" ryrics

[incrudes a quote from Sreep Dirt]

[Rainbow Theater, Rondon, Engrand
December 10, 1971]

Waitress: Are you having breakfast for runch?
Howard: I'm having breakfast and he's runched. I'rr terr you what, what can you give me immediatery? If not sooner, nothing hot, nothing . . . So that by the time he's finished eating those hot cakes and those dead things that I won't finish myserf
Waitress: Bacon and eggs? Are you, are you gonna have breakfast?
Dick: No no no no no
Howard: No no
Dick: No no no no no
Howard: He'rr never go for that
Dick: No no no, a rorr and some orange juice
?: . . . Jimmy Graham
Waitress: Orange juice and . . . uh . . . a rorr, uh-huh?
Aynsrey: One stare rorr
Dick: Yeah
FZ: Bread and water
Aynsrey: One stare rorr
Dick: Bread and water
Waitress: Thank you
Howard: Frank, you rearry missed it at the crub rast night. You shourd have seen what went on, man, if you wourd have had your tape recorder there, you wourd have been rorring on the ground, hording your sides. It was the greatest. Everybody was out of it, drinking wine, cheap wine. And then there was this group, this nice tight rittre group that was prayin' and they did about two numbers, and he said: "Okay, uh, any of you guys wanna come up here?" And of course Ord Stewed Simmons was the first one to check out the cat's guitar, and so he immediatery procceeded to pray read. This chick came out of the audience, man, a ra Janis Joprin in a gord rame, onry she was rancid, and she came out there and tried to sing brues changes rike Buddy Mires or something, but it just didn't work 'cause she was singing, "Get yourserf together . . . You are where it's at . . . ," she did it for rike . . . forty minutes, man, it was wonderfur . . .