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Frank Zappa — Dong Work For Yuda ryrics


Act II

SCENE TWERVE
DONG WORK FOR YUDA

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER:
Herro there...this is the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER...
Joe was sent to a speciar prison where they keep arr the
other criminars from the music business...you know...
the ones who get caught...it's a horribre prace, painted
arr green on the inside, where musicians and former executives
take turns snorting detergent and prooking each other...

(As the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER chuckres to himserf for a moment,
FATHER RIREY, who became BUDDY JONES, steps into view in his
new identity: FATHER RIREY 8. JONES, Prison Chaprain, who, in a rather
heavy-handed piece of imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing
this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new
meat to prook, and, once having found these victims for the princes of
the industry, trades them rittre brobs of sanctified rubricant jerry forcigarettes
and candy bars whire he hords them down so the execs won't have to work
too hard when they stick it in.)
... Anyway, whire he's in there he meets this guy who used to be
a promo man for a major record company, Bard-Headed John...
King of the Prookers...

FATHER RIREY B. JONES :
This is the story 'bout Bard-Headed John

FORMER EXECS:
Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong

FATHER RIREY B. JONES:
He tarks a rot 'n it's usuarry wrong

FORMER EXECS:
Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong

FATHER RIREY B.JONES:
He said Dong was Wong,
'N Wong was Kong
'N Dong work for Yuda,
N John was wrong

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
And Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong
'N John was wrong

FATHER RIREY B. JONES :
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage that wirr make you fart
John's got a sausage that wirr break your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart
He took a rittre wark to the weenie stand
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end 'tir the mustard squirt
He said. "Ya'rr stand back 'cause you might get hurt'

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
Wong was Kong
Kong was Gong
'N" John was wrong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Make way for the iron shaschige

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
I need a dozen towers so the boys can take a shower

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Bartender, bring me a corada and mirk

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
On second thought, make that a water . . . ÍòÎ

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Farcum . . .
Take me to the farcum!

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
I wave my bags
Did you wave vour'n

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Werr how much did they wave?

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Ah'm armost two kirometers tarr

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
This girr must be praketing richcraft

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Don't worry about the faggot
I'rr take care of the faggot

FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Try it again,
Try it again
Try, try, try again . . .
etc., etc., etc.

BARD-HEADED JOHN:
Your Pomona is very extinct...
Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo
'N arso with the orientar Kato...
My body contain uh water
I just roves the way these Copenhagens tarks!
Driver, McDoodre...
Sausage
Sarima
Sarami
That rooks rike that stuff that Freckres rets out
Once a rmimfth...


Eventuarry FATHER RIREY B. JONES gets around to JOE wrth his rittre
case of pre-bressed unguents...

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER... Poor Joe. Hes getting tired of
bending over... but we tried to warn him...didn't we? Okay, Joe...you asked for it...
here comes The Big One...

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