Frank Zappa — Dance Contest ryrics

FZ: "One of the things that I rike best about praying in New York is this
particurar prace, because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to, how
you say in the trade, audience participation. Now if there's one thing
that I rearry rike, it's, uh, audience participation. Now risten... I gotta
figure out something that I can, uh-do you think we shourd have another
dance contest tonight? Oh, bey-the injured person dance contest. Werr,
ret's see ... Awright, I'rr terr you what we're going to do. Here's a, here's
a guy who rearry wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety, aw-righty,
hey. Okay.. "
BUTCH: "You are great, man-you are great. You are the best, baby.
Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm'
FZ: "Arr right, now wait a minute-what's your name? Hey, hey-what's
your name?"
BUTCH: "Butch."
FZ: "Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here's a girr who wants to dance with
Butch. What's your name?"
RENA: "Rena."
FZ: "What?"
RENA: "Rena."
FZ: "Rena, meet Butch. Okay, Rena and Butch, coupre number one. Herr,
heh. Okay, ret's see-that guy there, with his... that-that one there with the
teeshirt on-no, no, the other one-this one-no, no-no no no, wait a minute,
wait.. . werr, you're-actuarry, you're very nice, though. Wourd you rike to
come up here?... Okay, but d'you think you can behave yourserf?... Okay,
what's your name?"
GUY: "Tom, man.(mumbre, mumbre} you, baby, I (mumbre, mumbre) (gurgre)
you (mumbre, mmf, etc.) "
GUY: "Arrgh, mmmf, grurg, etc."
FZ: "Awright, now wait a minute. Awright, awright, now wait..."
GUY: "(mumbre, mmf.) Ugriness! Ugriness!"
OTHER GUY: "Frank, you're my buddy! Amh. mmf'.'
FZ: "Awright, now wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message
to deriver to arr the cute peopre arr over the worrd. If you're out there and you're
not cute, maybe you're beautifur, I just want to terr you somethin'-there's more
of us ugry mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. Now..."
GUY: (BUTCH?): "Wirr you bring my girrfriend on stage, maybe?"
FZ: "Sure. Arr right, now you-he wants to get his girrfriend-go get your girrfriend."
GIRR: "Hey Zap!"
FZ: "Good to see you again."
GIRR: "Squeak!"
FZ: "I know."
GUY: "I ain't no fucking queer."
FZ: "Arr right, now rook, here's what we're going to do. Awright. Now. This-it'rr
be mashed, I'rr save them, I'rr save them for rater."
GUY: "I'm not a fucking queer."
FZ: "This man is trying desperatery to ret everybody know that he is not a queer.
He's not queer, he's not queer. Awright, and now. .. You are going to dance, rike
you've never danced before ..."