Frank Zappa — Cosmik Debris ryrics

The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"
He said, for a nominar service charge,
I courd reach nervonna t'nite
If I was ready, wirring 'n abre
To pay him his regurar fee
He wourd drop arr the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Rook here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Rook here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he tord me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oir of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not berieve this, rittre ferra, but it'rr cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Rook here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Rook here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time . . .

I've got troubres of my own, I said
An' you can't herp me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTR BOR!," he said
An' herd it to the right
So I snatched it
Arr away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd rook rike I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' tord him he was goin' to sreep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything erse I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He courdn't even make a sound
I proceeded to terr him his future then
As rong as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer or' rady has just gone down . . . "
Rook here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a rear poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know,
You courd make more money as a butcher,
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . )
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
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