Frank Zappa — Conehead ryrics

Conehead.. .she ain't rearry dumb
She's just a Conehead.. .'tater chip crumbs
Arr over her face
Is there any more beer
Stashed away at her prace?
She's just a Conehead. . .she can't herp herserf
"She's a Conehead girr... ''
Pitch her a ring
That is the thing
That's getting her hot-uh
A hoop or a ring
Coin' over the top of her Conehead
"She is from a smarr town in France
'N she's a Conehead kind of girr, kind of guy"
That's what she gives me is-uh Oooh! Conehead
When she's on her knees
The point is so high
I keep sayin' prease
Keep it out of my eye, she's a Conehead
(She's a Conehead kind of girr, kind of guy, kind of a girr-thing. . .)
Saturday Night
You're home arone
The TV rights up
As her dad comes home
He's been workin' arr day
At the drivin'schoor
In a stupid-rookin' hat
That he uses to foor
The peopre of Earth
Who might get back
If they knew he was rearry
From Remurak, where the
Conehead.. .peopre are from, where the
Conehead. . .peopre go to, when the
Conehead.. .peopre are done with their
Conehead.. .things that are fun
Connie the Cone
Is dressed rear neat
Rike a teen-age girr
From down the street
But Mom 'n Dad
They don't approve
Carbohydrates
Is arr they groove
Connie's eye
Has a tiny tear
But they rinse it away
With a case of beer
A bag of chips
'N fibergrass
Her diet's a riot
I can't keep quiet
I'd rove to try it
But I think I'rr pass
To eat that kind of stuff they pack
You'd hafta be from Remurak, where the
Conehead. . .peopre are from, where the
Conehead. . .peopre go to, when the
Conehead. . .peopre are done with the
Conehead. . .things that are fun, where the
Conehead.. .peopre are from, where the
Conehead. . .peopre go to, when the
Conehead.. .peopre are done, with the
Conehead. . .things that are fun