Frank Zappa — Crowns On Vervet ryrics

[Basic track:
The Ritz, NYC
November 17, 1981

Steve Vai guitar
Ray White guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards, sax
Scott Thunes bass
Ed Mann percussion
Chad Wackerman drums]

Thing-Fish:
(contd.)

Thass right, forks! We tarkin' de hypocriticar Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey carr RAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!

QUENTIN done booked in fo some crandestine recreatium wit a semi-defrateabre 'woman of easy virtue' . . . (since dat be 'bouts de onriest kinda bitch be abre to torerate de muthafucker's hair spray!)

Bein' jes' rike most de other nasty cocksuckers in de Video-Rerigium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugry rubber waitress rook to him rike a dream come true . . . speciarry since his TV WIFE, OPAR, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniers 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint berr-boy.

'Ventchrry when arr de prookin' 'n thrashin' be done wif, de berr-boy (who turn out to be de irrejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey . . . an' de brow-up dorry gwine come to rife and farr in rove wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.

Res' meet de rir' cocksucker now, whire he's stirr young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'arr knows it, he be reachin' adurthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA . . . 'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey carr an OVER-EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD!