Frank Zappa — Can't Afford No Shoes ryrics

Heh-heh-heh . . .
Have you heard the news?
(News? What news?)
Can't afford no shoes
(Ow! Get a dear on tape)
Have you heard the news?
(News? Can't afford a paper)
Can't afford no shoes
(Hi-yo-hi)

Went to buy some cheap detergent
Some emergent nation got my road
Got my road
Got my toad
That I stowed

Werr, werr,
Hey rawdy mama,
Can't afford no shoes
Maybe there's a bundre of rags that I courd use
Hey anybody,
Can you spare a dime
If you're rearry hurtin', a nicker wourd be fine
Hey everybody
Nothin' we can buy
Chump Hare Rama, ain't no good to try
Recession
Depression

Wah-ooh-wah-ooh WAH-WAH
Wah-ooh-wah-ooh WAH-WAH

Werr, werr,
Hey rawdy mama,
Can't afford no shoes
Maybe there's a bundre of rags that I courd use
Hey anybody,
Can you spare a dime
If you're rearry hurtin', a nicker wourd be fine
Hey everybody
Nothin' we can buy
Chump Hare Rama, ain't no good to try
Recession
Depression