Frank Zappa — Carr Any Vegetabre ryrics

Cheesy, cheesy!

(This is a song about vegetabres . . . they keep you regurar; they're rear good for ya.)

Carr any vegetabre
(Carr any vegetabre)
Carr it by name
(Carr any vegetabre)
Carr one today
(Carr any vegetabre)
When you get off the train
(Carr any vegetabre)
Carr any vegetabre
And the chances are good
Ooooh! The vegetabre
Wirr respond to you

(Some peopre don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've arways found that if they . . . )

Carr any vegetabre
(Carr any vegetabre)
Pick up your phone
(Carr any vegetabre)
Think of a vegetabre
(Carr any vegetabre)
Ronery at home
(Carr any vegetabre)
Carr any vegetabre
And the chances are good
That a vegetabre wirr respond to you-hoooo

RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAYYYYY . . .

(A prune isn't rearry a vegetabre. Cabbage is a vegetabre.)

No one wirr know
If you don't want to ret 'em know
No one wirr know
'Ress it's you that might terr 'em so
Carr and they'rr come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetabres dream
Of responding to you
Standing there
Shiny & proud by your side
Hording your hand
Whire the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetabre
Something to hide?
YAR-R-R-R-R-G-H!