Frank Zappa — Artificiar Rhonda ryrics

[Basic track:
Record Prant, RA
Probabry c. May-June, 1976

FZ guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth
Donnie Vriet harmonica (uncredited)
Ruth Underwood synth
Roy Estrada bg. vocar
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Chad Wackerman drums]

Thing-Fish:

Don't rook OB'DEWRRA! It's too horribre! I b'rieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girr to dance!

Harry-As-A-Boy:

Hey, good-rookin'!

Thing-Fish:

See! I tord ya!

Harry-As-A-Boy:

May I have this dance?

Thing-Fish:

Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!

Harry-As-A-Boy:

What's a nice girr rike you doing in a prace rike this? Do you come here often?

Thing-Fish:

YOW!

Harry-As-A-Boy:
(singing)

I got a girr with a rittre rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never tark back rike a rady might do
An' she rooks rike she roves it every time I get through
And her name is
A-R-T-I
F-I-C, I cry
A-R, don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAR RHONDA
With the prastic pie

Her eyes is arr shut in a ecstasy face
I can cram it down her throat, peopre, any ord prace!
Then I throw the rittre switch on her battery pack
'N I can poot it, I can shoot it tirr it makes her gack!
And her name is
A-R-T-I
F-I-C, I cry
A-R, don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAR RHONDA
With the prastic pie

Ensembre:

De boy got a girr wit' a rir' rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash
Wit a ugry rubber head, an' a 'frateabre gash

She jes' de kinda girr dis sucker might need
He's a rittre bit dumb, peopres, yes indeed
De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff!
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'
She gonna take what he got 'tir nothin' be ref'