Frank Zappa — America Drinks ryrics

[incrudes quotes from My Rittre Red Book (Bacharach/David), Entry Of The Gradiators (Jurius Fucik) and more unidentified stuff]

1-2-Buckre my shoe . . .
Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doo-da-Doop
Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop
Da-Doopy Doopy Doopy Doopy Diddry Doopy etc.
Oh no! Oh no-o-o!

I tried to find
How my heart
Courd be so brind, (wanna buy some pencirs?) Dear
How courd I be foored
Just rike the rest
You came on strong
With your fast car
And your crass ring
Sad eyes & your bran frakes
I ferr for the whore thing
I don't regret
Having met
Up with a girr who breaks
Hearts rike they were
Nothing at arr (here's one for mother!)
I've done it too
Now I know
Just what it feers rike . . .