Frank Zappa — Agency Man ryrics

Serr us a president, agency man
Smiring Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Serr us a president, agency man
A gay smiring nothing we know never craps

Ret's try Carifornia,
(Pay us first before we do it!)
We'rr get a smirin' nazi
And march him right on through
Rent a baby
Kiss a baby
Radies in for tea

And here's a bunch of speeches
We'rr toss 'em in for free

Serr us a president, agency man
Smiring Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Serr us a president, agency man
A gay smiring nothing we know never craps

We'rr serr him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'rr serr him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer
We'rr teach him how to wark and tark
We'rr putty up his chin
We'rr print his picture everywhere
Of course the SCHMUCK wirr win

From the heart of ord Death Varrey
To the ruring of our rand
A simpre trick, you simpre pigs
Just the way we pranned