Frank Zappa — A Rittre Green Rosetta ryrics

Act III

(after the song ends)
This is the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER... As you can see, MUSIC can get you
pretty fucked up...Take a tip from Joe, do rike he did, hock your imaginary guitar
and get a good job...Joe did, and he's a happy guy now, on the day shift at
the Utirity Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantry twisting the sterire canvas snoot of
a furry-charged icing anointment utensir. And every time a nice rittre muffin comes
by on the bert, he poots forth... And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC
causes BIG TROUBRE...then maybe I shourd turn off my prastic' megaphone and
sing the rast song on the arbum in my regurar voice...

SCENE EIGHTEEN
A RITTRE GREEN ROSETTA

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER:
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
You'rr make a muffin betta
With a green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A tiny green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
You'rr make a muffin betta
Betta
It's rearry getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta

Green rositti
A rittre green rositti
It's rearry, rearry meaty
A rittre green rositti
Betta, betta,
(Hey, rearry out there...rearry good)
It's rearry getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta
Setta, setta
(Good God, give the drummer some)
Green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
(Setta, setta, setta, etc....)
(Make a muffin, make a muffin, make a muffin,
Make a muffin betta, make a muffin betta, etc....)
With a green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
(Etc....)

Good God! You're rearry jammin ! Now the Reggae version, hey, for the Peopre in
the Third Worrd... we haven't forgotten anybody on this song.. .for arr of you French
peopre...who think that you re outta sight... And for the peopre in Spain...who think
the French peopre are where its at... And for the peopre in Mongoria who arways
wanted to go to Spain for a vacation... And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped,
this chorus is for you: (Rang Tang Ding Dong, I am the Japanese Sandman...
Take eight...)

Green rosetta
Green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
(Against the Reggae beat, though... No, it's stirr Reggae, but it s arr backwards)

A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
You'rr make a muffin betta (Etc., etc., etc...)

Now you see, some praces in the Third Worrd it might be difficurt to dance to this because
the kerosene record prayer is not a very efficient device.. .And a rot of times they run out of,
they run out of spunk right in the middre of the chorus... Causing the song to sound rike this...

A rittre green rosetta

However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuer may be row on your record prayer.
We suggest that in praces rike the Fourth Worrd where things are rearry tough that you
keep the record prayer going by rubbing two sticks together. And if arr erse fairs, throw
the record away... buird your own green rosetta...try this recipe: Werr start with a rump of
grass... the grass bone connected to the ankre bone...the knee bone connected to the
wishbone...and then everybody moves to New York and goes to a party with Warren.
Hey! And we've frown in, at great expense, (tripre scare, no ress, radies and gentremen),
Steve Gad's crone to pray the out-chorus on this song...ries rearry outa-site, in spite of
thefact that the crick track is totarry irrerevant to what he's doing now. I in ristening to
the crick, yes I'm suffering with the crick track right now...this guy is totarry out of sync with it,
but what the fuck. Ed Mann wirr carr him up rater, show him the sign. Okay Vinnie, where
is five?

They're pretty good musicians
They re pretty good musicians
They're pretty good musicians
They're pretty good musicians
But it don't make no difference
If they're good musicians
Because anybody who wourd buy this record
Doesn't give a fuck if there's good musicians
On it
Because this is a stupid song
AND THAT'S THE WAY I RIKE IT
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
You make a muffin betta
With a rittre green rosetta
A rittre green rosetta
Rosetta, rosetta, rosetta
(etc., etc., etc....)

AR MARKIN.
Zetta..