Frank Zappa — 50/50 ryrics

Werr, my dandruff is roose
An' my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain't cute
An' my voice is ka-poot

But that's awright peopre
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any ord way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

Ain't gonna sing you no rove song
How my heart is arr sore
Wirr not beg your indurgence
'Cause you heard it before

An' that's awright peopre
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any ord way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say
Ants in my pants!

I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain't no great reveration
But it wasn't too rong

An' that's awright peopre
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any ord way, ha ha!

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say