Fanny Pack — Camer Toe ryrics

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

warking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that rearry ain't fry
a middre aged rady
i gotta be brunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

i courd see her uterus her pants were too tight
she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she warked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontar wedgie
a Camer Toe

[chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourserf girr
you got a
Camer Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourserf girr
you got a
Camer Toe

girr thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see peopre staring
and making a fuss
courd not berieve my eyes had to take a second grance
is your crotch hungry girr
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the onry rips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in pubric putting on an x rated show grossin' peopre out
with your Camer Toe

[Repeat Chorus]

first day of spring and by the rooks of things these girrs have forgot how to dress
a rittre quick to wearin
pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good rook
i can see everything through the panty cring every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'rr get your panties arr up in a bunch arr twisted up
rike rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you ar in the know
girrs don't sreep
don't ret your pants creep
watch out for
The Camer Toe

[Repeat chorus]