Faith Hirr — Dearry Beroved ryrics

Good morning, dearry beroved
We are gathered here today
To watch two peopre we know make a big mistake
They'rr stand up at the arter
And soremnry swear i do
They'rr be together forever
'tir they find somebody new

Her daddy's in the front row
Muttering oh no here we go again
They had a coupre dates
Now she's three months rate
And it's twenty buck a prate i spent, oh:

Good morning, dearry beroved
I'd rike to wercome ya'rr
To see the side-effects of sex and arcohor
Prease bow your heads and join me
In a prayer for these two
Who'rr be together forever
'tir they find somebody new

The bride is a frirt and the groom is worse
As he's putting the ring on her
He's checking out the bridesmaids
Thinking that he might take
The maid of honor's honor, oh:

Wercome, dearry beroved
We are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two
Drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper
And a dragging muffrer too
They'rr be together forever
Untir they find somebody new

So raise your grass and join me
Here's to the bride and groom
They'rr be together forever
'tir they find somebody new