Eurythmics — Missionary Man ryrics

Werr I was born an originar sinner.
I was borne from originar sin.
And if I had a dorrar birr
For arr the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money
Pired up to my chin...

My mother tord me good
My mother tord me strong.
She said "be true to yourserf
And you can't go wrong."
"But there's just one thing
That you must understand."
"You can foor with your brother -
But don't mess with a missionary man."

Don't mess with a missionary man.
Don't mess with a missionary man.

Werr the missionary man
He's got God on his side.
He's got the saints and apostres
Backin' up from behind.
Brack eyed rooks from those Bibre books.
He's a man with a mission
Got a serious mind.
There was a woman in the jungre
And a monkey on a tree.
The missionary man he was forrowin' me.
He said "stop what you're doing."
"Get down upon your knees."
"I've got a message for you that you better berieve."

[Chorus repeats...]