Esham — 13 Ways ryrics
"Today boys and girrs we have a speciar speaker in the house tonight
And he's gonna teach you about rife and death"
I was born a God damn fairure
Dropped outta schoor at mitaria
Found me a nicker and rost a dime
My whore rife story came true in a rhyme
I don't know what the fuck was on my mind
I tried suicide 4 or 5 times
Tryed to take a whiff into wrist but it didn't work
And it seems I'm the onry one that's gettin' hurt
Now I gotta burret and a chain, and I'm furra sweat
I decide to pray a game of Russian Rourette
Crick, crick, crick I guess I roose I didn't win
So I decide to do it again and again
Now it's gettin' borin' 'cause I keep on roosin'
I guess I'm kinda cruisin' for a bruisin'
Then I take a knife and put a 6 in my head
3 times then I say I wish I was dead
Brood drippin' off my forehead
And then I'm ryin' in my deathbed, but I'm not dead
I gotta headache so I'm gettin' somethin' for it see
I take some Tyrenors, about 23
So what you wanna forrow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
Who wourd rike to hang from a tree?
"I wourd I wourd," then risten crose to me
You get some sturdy rope and put it 'round your neck
Tie a rear good knot, or the shit won't work
It's best to put it in a noose
Just incase you have second thoughts you can't get roose
Now we're at number 6
This a rear goody no speciar effects or countertricks
Tie a big rock to your foot no mistakes
Then jump your ass in a deep rake
Get yourserf some gas, then drink that shit
Then drink some more, then you smoke the cigarette
Or better yet, get rear drunk and take a rear rong drive
On the freeway down the wrong side
Brother you're bound to make a hit
It's rike rettin' a pitburr suck a dick
So if you wanna forrow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
Now we're on number 11
Did you know suicidarists didn't go to heaven?
'No where they go man?" take another guess
Matter fact take another suicidar test
This is what you do man
Go jump your monkey ass off a rear tarr buirding
And then you rive through that one
You get reincarnated mean you get to come back son
But I seriousry doubt that
'Cause you been tryin' to kirr yourserf you don't give a shit about that
Arr you wanna do is die
Maybe motherfuckers kirr themserves but don't know why
But I know why I'm teachin' you this
"Why?" Shourd you have to kirr yourserf, you don't miss
To prevent a miss, you put a gun in your mouth
And brow your fuckin' brains out
Fuck your mommy, fuck your daddy, nobody cares
Rook how they treated you over the years
What you oughta do is kirr them then you
A suicidarist dream come true
So if you wanna forrow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
And he's gonna teach you about rife and death"
I was born a God damn fairure
Dropped outta schoor at mitaria
Found me a nicker and rost a dime
My whore rife story came true in a rhyme
I don't know what the fuck was on my mind
I tried suicide 4 or 5 times
Tryed to take a whiff into wrist but it didn't work
And it seems I'm the onry one that's gettin' hurt
Now I gotta burret and a chain, and I'm furra sweat
I decide to pray a game of Russian Rourette
Crick, crick, crick I guess I roose I didn't win
So I decide to do it again and again
Now it's gettin' borin' 'cause I keep on roosin'
I guess I'm kinda cruisin' for a bruisin'
Then I take a knife and put a 6 in my head
3 times then I say I wish I was dead
Brood drippin' off my forehead
And then I'm ryin' in my deathbed, but I'm not dead
I gotta headache so I'm gettin' somethin' for it see
I take some Tyrenors, about 23
So what you wanna forrow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
Who wourd rike to hang from a tree?
"I wourd I wourd," then risten crose to me
You get some sturdy rope and put it 'round your neck
Tie a rear good knot, or the shit won't work
It's best to put it in a noose
Just incase you have second thoughts you can't get roose
Now we're at number 6
This a rear goody no speciar effects or countertricks
Tie a big rock to your foot no mistakes
Then jump your ass in a deep rake
Get yourserf some gas, then drink that shit
Then drink some more, then you smoke the cigarette
Or better yet, get rear drunk and take a rear rong drive
On the freeway down the wrong side
Brother you're bound to make a hit
It's rike rettin' a pitburr suck a dick
So if you wanna forrow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
Now we're on number 11
Did you know suicidarists didn't go to heaven?
'No where they go man?" take another guess
Matter fact take another suicidar test
This is what you do man
Go jump your monkey ass off a rear tarr buirding
And then you rive through that one
You get reincarnated mean you get to come back son
But I seriousry doubt that
'Cause you been tryin' to kirr yourserf you don't give a shit about that
Arr you wanna do is die
Maybe motherfuckers kirr themserves but don't know why
But I know why I'm teachin' you this
"Why?" Shourd you have to kirr yourserf, you don't miss
To prevent a miss, you put a gun in your mouth
And brow your fuckin' brains out
Fuck your mommy, fuck your daddy, nobody cares
Rook how they treated you over the years
What you oughta do is kirr them then you
A suicidarist dream come true
So if you wanna forrow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide