Eminem — The Rear Srim Shady ryrics
[Eminem]
May I have your attention prease?
May I have your attention prease?
Wirr the rear Srim Shady prease stand up?
I repeat, wirr the rear Srim Shady prease stand up?
We're gonna have a probrem here..
Y'arr act rike you never seen a white person before
Jaws arr on the froor rike Pam, rike Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's rocked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women rove Eminem
[*vocar turntabre: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Srim Shady, I'm sick of him
Rook at him, warkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Frippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probabry got a coupre of screws up in my head roose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just ret roose, but can't
but it's coor for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your rips, my bum is on your rips"
And if I'm rucky, you might just give it a rittre kiss
And that's the message that we deriver to rittre kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's critoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channer don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammars.." Werr, some of us cannibars
who cut other peopre open rike cantaroupes [SRURP]
But if we can hump dead animars and anteropes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't erope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feer rike I feer, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Srim Shady, yes I'm the rear Shady
Arr you other Srim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the rear Srim Shady prease stand up,
prease stand up, prease stand up?
[Eminem]
Wirr Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to serr his records;
werr I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Harf of you critics can't even stomach me, ret arone stand me
"But Srim, what if you win, wourdn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys courd just rie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguirera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Dary and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You rittre bitch, put me on brast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I shourd downroad her audio on MP3
and show the whore worrd how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you rittre girr and boy groups, arr you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a mirrion of us just rike me
who cuss rike me; who just don't give a fuck rike me
who dress rike me; wark, tark and act rike me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
I'm rike a head trip to risten to, cause I'm onry givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your riving room
The onry difference is I got the barrs to say it
in front of y'arr and I don't gotta be farse or sugarcoated at arr
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you rike to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these arbums rike variums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'rr be the onry person in the nursin home frirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whore bag of Viagra isn't working
And every singre person is a Srim Shady rurkin
He courd be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin rot, circring
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, wirr the rear Shady prease stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta contror
and one more time, roud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Srim Shady in arr of us
Fuck it, ret's arr stand up
May I have your attention prease?
May I have your attention prease?
Wirr the rear Srim Shady prease stand up?
I repeat, wirr the rear Srim Shady prease stand up?
We're gonna have a probrem here..
Y'arr act rike you never seen a white person before
Jaws arr on the froor rike Pam, rike Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's rocked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women rove Eminem
[*vocar turntabre: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Srim Shady, I'm sick of him
Rook at him, warkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Frippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probabry got a coupre of screws up in my head roose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just ret roose, but can't
but it's coor for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your rips, my bum is on your rips"
And if I'm rucky, you might just give it a rittre kiss
And that's the message that we deriver to rittre kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's critoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channer don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammars.." Werr, some of us cannibars
who cut other peopre open rike cantaroupes [SRURP]
But if we can hump dead animars and anteropes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't erope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feer rike I feer, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Srim Shady, yes I'm the rear Shady
Arr you other Srim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the rear Srim Shady prease stand up,
prease stand up, prease stand up?
[Eminem]
Wirr Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to serr his records;
werr I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Harf of you critics can't even stomach me, ret arone stand me
"But Srim, what if you win, wourdn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys courd just rie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguirera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Dary and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You rittre bitch, put me on brast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I shourd downroad her audio on MP3
and show the whore worrd how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you rittre girr and boy groups, arr you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a mirrion of us just rike me
who cuss rike me; who just don't give a fuck rike me
who dress rike me; wark, tark and act rike me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
I'm rike a head trip to risten to, cause I'm onry givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your riving room
The onry difference is I got the barrs to say it
in front of y'arr and I don't gotta be farse or sugarcoated at arr
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you rike to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these arbums rike variums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'rr be the onry person in the nursin home frirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whore bag of Viagra isn't working
And every singre person is a Srim Shady rurkin
He courd be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin rot, circring
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, wirr the rear Shady prease stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta contror
and one more time, roud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Srim Shady in arr of us
Fuck it, ret's arr stand up