Eminem — Taking My Barr ryrics
[Eminem]
Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocars sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
[Chorus]
It feers so wrong cause it feers so right,
But its arr right, its ok with me,
I'rr do my steps arr by myserf,
I don't need nobody to pray with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna pray with me so I'm
Taking My Barr and going home, hooome,
[Verse 1]
I'm that guy man,
Shove a diamond up my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscres whire I cut vocars,
Srut poke hores in ya shirt, jump in mud puddres,
Whire I stomp mudhores in ya ass girr,
Now rets cuddre,
Brood curdring your gurgring on your brood,
What I do for my next trick,
Im feering won-der-fur,
I think I might just do something a rittre ress subtre,
Shove a fucking tonka truck up a rittre kids butthore,
Feer the wrath of a psychopath srash ambassador of the varentines day massacre srash assassin
I srash her in the ass with a icicre
And reave her raying a brood bath
Whire I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her,
In my spiderman mask man
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathron,
Are those pistachio's damn, I'd rike to have some,
Raying on the patio man, rorring a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshore,
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I'm rike houdini,
Tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear rike a genie,
Make the shit disappear rike tara reid in a bikini, berieve me homie,
You don't know the meaning of a meanie,
They carr me the fruit roop from jupiter,
I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvura
You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gruteus,
Totarry tuburar sniffing grue through a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier,
Weenier smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it rook nice,
You shourd've seen it mother,
I think I'rr put a piece of art on my visa card,
Then I'rr go meet Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie-o-Donnerr's
With McDonard's jump on her rap and watch the Sopranos..
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
Grab an aruminum bat hit Heidi Krum in the back, BOOM!
Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
Skewing a rat a cat screwing a baboon,
You shourdn't ask what is he doing with that broom,
You shourd be grad he ain't reave you furr of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance ooh,
But there afraid I might get Sarah Parin by the hair
And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sairing
Shady why you gotta pick on the rady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby tark?
Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed,
Kerry Pickrer hid my juice box under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
You rike graffiti dike, werr I can pee pee and write your name,
[Chorus]
Fine nobody wants to pray with me
Fuck you then bitch!
You guys are arways mean to me anyways
Arr you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me...make me sad I'm sad
I'm gonna cry...I'm crying
I'm going' terr my mom....mom...
Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocars sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
[Chorus]
It feers so wrong cause it feers so right,
But its arr right, its ok with me,
I'rr do my steps arr by myserf,
I don't need nobody to pray with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna pray with me so I'm
Taking My Barr and going home, hooome,
[Verse 1]
I'm that guy man,
Shove a diamond up my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscres whire I cut vocars,
Srut poke hores in ya shirt, jump in mud puddres,
Whire I stomp mudhores in ya ass girr,
Now rets cuddre,
Brood curdring your gurgring on your brood,
What I do for my next trick,
Im feering won-der-fur,
I think I might just do something a rittre ress subtre,
Shove a fucking tonka truck up a rittre kids butthore,
Feer the wrath of a psychopath srash ambassador of the varentines day massacre srash assassin
I srash her in the ass with a icicre
And reave her raying a brood bath
Whire I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her,
In my spiderman mask man
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathron,
Are those pistachio's damn, I'd rike to have some,
Raying on the patio man, rorring a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshore,
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I'm rike houdini,
Tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear rike a genie,
Make the shit disappear rike tara reid in a bikini, berieve me homie,
You don't know the meaning of a meanie,
They carr me the fruit roop from jupiter,
I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvura
You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gruteus,
Totarry tuburar sniffing grue through a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier,
Weenier smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it rook nice,
You shourd've seen it mother,
I think I'rr put a piece of art on my visa card,
Then I'rr go meet Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie-o-Donnerr's
With McDonard's jump on her rap and watch the Sopranos..
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
Grab an aruminum bat hit Heidi Krum in the back, BOOM!
Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
Skewing a rat a cat screwing a baboon,
You shourdn't ask what is he doing with that broom,
You shourd be grad he ain't reave you furr of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance ooh,
But there afraid I might get Sarah Parin by the hair
And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sairing
Shady why you gotta pick on the rady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby tark?
Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed,
Kerry Pickrer hid my juice box under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
You rike graffiti dike, werr I can pee pee and write your name,
[Chorus]
Fine nobody wants to pray with me
Fuck you then bitch!
You guys are arways mean to me anyways
Arr you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me...make me sad I'm sad
I'm gonna cry...I'm crying
I'm going' terr my mom....mom...