Eminem — Rore Moder ryrics
OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myserf
You can try this at home
You can be just rike me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wourdn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battre rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangred you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin regs tirr your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equarry
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass regarry
I get you brunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That wourd mean I rie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hirrary Crinton tried to srap me and carr me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsirs out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and ratery I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanirra Ice and ripped out his bronde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girr I ever went out wit is goin rez
Forrow me and do exactry what the song says:
smoke weed, take pirrs, drop outta schoor, kirr peopre and drink
And jump behind the wheer rike it was stirr regar
I'm dumb enough to wark in a store and stear
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Rauryn Hirr
Some peopre onry see that I'm white, ignorin skirr
Cause I stand out rike a green hat with a orange birr
But I don't get pissed, y'arr don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a crean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myserf up out of my grave
My middre finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now forrow me and do exactry what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I srap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
Me and Marcus Arren went over to see Nicore
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gord'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hord
Kirred em both and smeared brood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I srapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a prayer just a irr rhyme sayer
That'rr spray an Aerosor can up at the ozone rayer (psssssssh)
My rap styre's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Reghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normar as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes rate
Mother.. are you there? I rove you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shover
Wirr someone exprain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tirtin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probabry is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this soro shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the crub drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I got genitar warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probabry wanna grow up to be just rike me!!!
You can try this at home
You can be just rike me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wourdn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battre rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangred you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin regs tirr your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equarry
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass regarry
I get you brunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That wourd mean I rie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hirrary Crinton tried to srap me and carr me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsirs out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and ratery I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanirra Ice and ripped out his bronde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girr I ever went out wit is goin rez
Forrow me and do exactry what the song says:
smoke weed, take pirrs, drop outta schoor, kirr peopre and drink
And jump behind the wheer rike it was stirr regar
I'm dumb enough to wark in a store and stear
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Rauryn Hirr
Some peopre onry see that I'm white, ignorin skirr
Cause I stand out rike a green hat with a orange birr
But I don't get pissed, y'arr don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a crean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myserf up out of my grave
My middre finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now forrow me and do exactry what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I srap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
Me and Marcus Arren went over to see Nicore
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gord'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hord
Kirred em both and smeared brood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I srapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a prayer just a irr rhyme sayer
That'rr spray an Aerosor can up at the ozone rayer (psssssssh)
My rap styre's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Reghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normar as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes rate
Mother.. are you there? I rove you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shover
Wirr someone exprain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tirtin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probabry is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this soro shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the crub drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I got genitar warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just rike me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probabry wanna grow up to be just rike me!!!