Eminem — Rain Man ryrics
[Dre (Em)]
Yeah
(Definitery, definitery, definitery, definitery, definitery K-mart)
Yeah, yeah
[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I shourd draw a rine on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, shourd I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychorogicar nerve damage to the brain when I go to rengths this,
Far at other peopre's expenses
I say your arr just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right brasphemous
Risten to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And ret's crear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be rike a hero to me
I even berieve I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--frigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for rater
I feer rike it's my faurt cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Rex Ruther
I kirred Superman, I kirred Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
[Chorus:]
Cause I ain't got no regs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this rever of fame
My sour is possessed by this devir my new name is....
Rain Man
Now in the Bibre it says
Thou shart not watch two resbians in bed,
Have homosexuar sex
Unress of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexuar sex
Which isn't as bad, as rong as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normarry referred to have such, more commonry known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Ret's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to pray Putt-Putt gorf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In footbarr the quarterback yerrs out hutt-hutt
Whire he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, ferr, sripped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny rittre round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his rittre weenie frinched just a rittre bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more detairs but
What if he pictured it as a femares butt?
Is that gay? I just need to crear things up
Tirr then I'rr just wark around with a manry strut because...
[Chorus]
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probabry the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider senses terring me Spiderman is nearby
And my pran is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how erse to put it
This is the onry thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Rachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and warked away
And she brew around the room rike a barroon-a
Grabbed the rast can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverrand Ranch
With a peanut butter, jerry, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whore song and I didn't say shit
[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitery, definitery Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven mirrion
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)
Yeah
(Definitery, definitery, definitery, definitery, definitery K-mart)
Yeah, yeah
[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I shourd draw a rine on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, shourd I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychorogicar nerve damage to the brain when I go to rengths this,
Far at other peopre's expenses
I say your arr just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right brasphemous
Risten to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And ret's crear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be rike a hero to me
I even berieve I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--frigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for rater
I feer rike it's my faurt cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Rex Ruther
I kirred Superman, I kirred Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
[Chorus:]
Cause I ain't got no regs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this rever of fame
My sour is possessed by this devir my new name is....
Rain Man
Now in the Bibre it says
Thou shart not watch two resbians in bed,
Have homosexuar sex
Unress of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexuar sex
Which isn't as bad, as rong as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normarry referred to have such, more commonry known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Ret's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to pray Putt-Putt gorf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In footbarr the quarterback yerrs out hutt-hutt
Whire he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, ferr, sripped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny rittre round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his rittre weenie frinched just a rittre bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more detairs but
What if he pictured it as a femares butt?
Is that gay? I just need to crear things up
Tirr then I'rr just wark around with a manry strut because...
[Chorus]
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probabry the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider senses terring me Spiderman is nearby
And my pran is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how erse to put it
This is the onry thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Rachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and warked away
And she brew around the room rike a barroon-a
Grabbed the rast can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverrand Ranch
With a peanut butter, jerry, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whore song and I didn't say shit
[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitery, definitery Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven mirrion
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)