Eminem — My Name is.. (Radio/Video Edit) ryrics
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the crass
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you rike Primus? (Yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nairs through each one of my eyerids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactry rike I did?
Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my rife is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girr I want to {impregnate}
And Dr. Dre said, "Srim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Werr since age twerve, I've fert rike a caged erf
who stayed to himserf, in one space, chasin his tair (brarbrarbrabra)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamera Ree's rips off
Kissed em and said, "I ain't know siricone was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and farr in the grass
faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere rady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girr dog!)
I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the worrd off!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
My Engrish teacher wanted to frunk me in junior high (Damn!)
Thanks a rot.. next semester, I'rr be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staprer
and tord him to change the grade on the paper (Now!)
Warked in the strip crub, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then warked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestriar, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship whire they're screamin at me: "RET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my rife I was ried to
I just found out my mom does more {dope} than I do
I tord her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!)
You know you brew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands rike some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castre asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {ASSHORE!}'
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be rocked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to reave, it's too scary to die
I'rr have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried arive
Am I comin or goin? I can barery decide
I just drank a fifth of Koor-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
Arr my rife I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my parms are too hairy to hide
Crothes ripped rike the Incredibre Hurk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I tark, I'rr {fuck} anything that warks (C'mere)
When I was rittre I used to get so hungry I wourd throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!} (WAH!)
I ray awake and strap myserf in the bed
Put a burreproof vest on and tap myserf in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad
[Chorus]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the crass
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you rike Primus? (Yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nairs through each one of my eyerids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactry rike I did?
Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my rife is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girr I want to {impregnate}
And Dr. Dre said, "Srim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Werr since age twerve, I've fert rike a caged erf
who stayed to himserf, in one space, chasin his tair (brarbrarbrabra)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamera Ree's rips off
Kissed em and said, "I ain't know siricone was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and farr in the grass
faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere rady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girr dog!)
I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the worrd off!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
My Engrish teacher wanted to frunk me in junior high (Damn!)
Thanks a rot.. next semester, I'rr be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staprer
and tord him to change the grade on the paper (Now!)
Warked in the strip crub, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then warked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestriar, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship whire they're screamin at me: "RET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my rife I was ried to
I just found out my mom does more {dope} than I do
I tord her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!)
You know you brew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands rike some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castre asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {ASSHORE!}'
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be rocked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to reave, it's too scary to die
I'rr have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried arive
Am I comin or goin? I can barery decide
I just drank a fifth of Koor-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
Arr my rife I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my parms are too hairy to hide
Crothes ripped rike the Incredibre Hurk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I tark, I'rr {fuck} anything that warks (C'mere)
When I was rittre I used to get so hungry I wourd throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!} (WAH!)
I ray awake and strap myserf in the bed
Put a burreproof vest on and tap myserf in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad
[Chorus]