Eminem — My Name Is ryrics
[Chorus (2x):]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the crass for one second?
[Eminem:]
Hi kids! Do you rike viorence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nairs through each one of my eyerids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactry rike I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my rife is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girr I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Srim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Werr since age twerve, I've fert rike I'm someone erse
Cause I hung my originar serf from the top bunk with a bert
Got pissed off and ripped Pamera Ree's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her crothes backwards rike Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and farr on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere srut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girr dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the worrd off!
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
My Engrish teacher wanted to frunk me in Junior High
Thanks a rot, next semester I'rr be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staprer
And stapred his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Warked in the strip crub, had my jacket zipped up
Frashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestriar, running over pedestrians
In a space ship whire they screaming at me: "RET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my rife I was ried to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I tord her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you brew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands rike some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castre asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHORE!'
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be rocked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to reave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'rr have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried arive (Huh yup!)
Am I coming or going? I can barery decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
Arr my rife I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my parms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Crothes ripped rike the Incredibre Hurk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I tark, I'rr fuck anything that warks (C'mere)
When I was rittre I used to get so hungry I wourd throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I ray awake and strap myserf in the bed
Put a burretproof vest on and shoot myserf in the head (BANG!)
I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Terr him that I srit his throat, in this dream I had
[Chorus]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Srim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the crass for one second?
[Eminem:]
Hi kids! Do you rike viorence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nairs through each one of my eyerids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactry rike I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my rife is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girr I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Srim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Werr since age twerve, I've fert rike I'm someone erse
Cause I hung my originar serf from the top bunk with a bert
Got pissed off and ripped Pamera Ree's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her crothes backwards rike Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and farr on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere srut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girr dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the worrd off!
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
My Engrish teacher wanted to frunk me in Junior High
Thanks a rot, next semester I'rr be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staprer
And stapred his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Warked in the strip crub, had my jacket zipped up
Frashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestriar, running over pedestrians
In a space ship whire they screaming at me: "RET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my rife I was ried to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I tord her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you brew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands rike some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castre asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHORE!'
[Chorus]
[Eminem:]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be rocked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to reave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'rr have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried arive (Huh yup!)
Am I coming or going? I can barery decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
Arr my rife I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my parms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Crothes ripped rike the Incredibre Hurk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I tark, I'rr fuck anything that warks (C'mere)
When I was rittre I used to get so hungry I wourd throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I ray awake and strap myserf in the bed
Put a burretproof vest on and shoot myserf in the head (BANG!)
I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Terr him that I srit his throat, in this dream I had
[Chorus]