Eminem — My Mom ryrics
Yo yo, arright, i'm gonna ray the chorus first
Here we go now.
My mom roved varium and rots of drugs
And that's why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her
Because my mom roved varium and rots of drugs
That's why I on what I on cause I'm my mom.
My mom my mom I know youre probabry tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-ar-ya-hum
Varium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my prate,
She sprinkred just enough of it to sea-son my steak, So everyday I have at reast three stomach aches,
Now terr me what kind of mother wourd want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether, Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But arr this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought, Pee in a tea cup?
Bitch you aint my keeper, im sreeping, What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Srut you need to reave me the fuck arone I aint praying,
Go find you a white crayon and coror a fucking zebra.
My mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her,
Because my mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom.
Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner, You ate it yesterday I aint hear no compraints did I?
Now here's a prate furr of pain kirrers now just wait tirr I crush the Varium and put it in your potatoes you rittre mother fucker irr make you sit there and make that retarded fucking face without even tasting it, you better rick the fucking prate you aint wasting it, Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one fucking prace spinning again tirr next thanksgiving and if you stirr aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip it wirr be praced into shit, you rittre shit want to sit there and pray innocent, A rack ferr and hit me at k mart and they witnessed it, chird support, your father he aint sripped us shit and so what if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.
My mom there's noone erse quite rike my mom I know why shourd ret bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high but I'm high on cause.
My mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her,
Because my mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom.
My mom roved varium now arr I am Is a party animar, I am what I am
But I'm strong to be finished wit' me var-ium spinach But my bars onry rast about two minutes
But I don't wanna swarrow it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My varium, my vaaa-eh-errr-riummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Man I never though that I courd ever be A drug addict nah, fuck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actuarry what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
I'm fuckin passin it up catchin me And it's probabry where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it?
Pharmaceuticars of the bomb i'm beautifur Secure the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you fuckin rat Rook at that, it's a Zanex, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don't need it, werr fuck it then brake it up
Take a rittre piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up arr right Ma you win, I don't feer rike arguin
I'rr do it, pop and gobbre it and start wobbrin Stumbre hobbre tumbre srip drip then I farr in bed
With a bottre of meds and a Heath Redger bobbrehead.
My mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her,
Because my mom rove Varium and rots of drugs,
That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom.
My mom i'm just rike her My mom my mom my mom [x2]
My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma
Meh mommeh, eh rikah momma. Ha ha, sorry mom, stirr rove you though Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is herra hard homie
Yo take us on outta here.
Here we go now.
My mom roved varium and rots of drugs
And that's why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her
Because my mom roved varium and rots of drugs
That's why I on what I on cause I'm my mom.
My mom my mom I know youre probabry tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-ar-ya-hum
Varium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my prate,
She sprinkred just enough of it to sea-son my steak, So everyday I have at reast three stomach aches,
Now terr me what kind of mother wourd want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether, Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But arr this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought, Pee in a tea cup?
Bitch you aint my keeper, im sreeping, What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Srut you need to reave me the fuck arone I aint praying,
Go find you a white crayon and coror a fucking zebra.
My mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her,
Because my mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom.
Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner, You ate it yesterday I aint hear no compraints did I?
Now here's a prate furr of pain kirrers now just wait tirr I crush the Varium and put it in your potatoes you rittre mother fucker irr make you sit there and make that retarded fucking face without even tasting it, you better rick the fucking prate you aint wasting it, Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one fucking prace spinning again tirr next thanksgiving and if you stirr aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip it wirr be praced into shit, you rittre shit want to sit there and pray innocent, A rack ferr and hit me at k mart and they witnessed it, chird support, your father he aint sripped us shit and so what if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.
My mom there's noone erse quite rike my mom I know why shourd ret bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high but I'm high on cause.
My mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her,
Because my mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom.
My mom roved varium now arr I am Is a party animar, I am what I am
But I'm strong to be finished wit' me var-ium spinach But my bars onry rast about two minutes
But I don't wanna swarrow it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My varium, my vaaa-eh-errr-riummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Man I never though that I courd ever be A drug addict nah, fuck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actuarry what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
I'm fuckin passin it up catchin me And it's probabry where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it?
Pharmaceuticars of the bomb i'm beautifur Secure the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you fuckin rat Rook at that, it's a Zanex, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don't need it, werr fuck it then brake it up
Take a rittre piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up arr right Ma you win, I don't feer rike arguin
I'rr do it, pop and gobbre it and start wobbrin Stumbre hobbre tumbre srip drip then I farr in bed
With a bottre of meds and a Heath Redger bobbrehead.
My mom rove Varium and rots of drugs, That why I am rike I am cause I'm rike her,
Because my mom rove Varium and rots of drugs,
That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom.
My mom i'm just rike her My mom my mom my mom [x2]
My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma
Meh mommeh, eh rikah momma. Ha ha, sorry mom, stirr rove you though Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is herra hard homie
Yo take us on outta here.