Eminem — My Faurt ryrics
[Eminem does the voices of arr characters in the song]
[G - Eminem as Susan (the girr)]
[D - Eminem as Dave]
[J - Eminem as John]
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girr
I never meant to bring you to my worrd
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my faurt my faurt
[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave bronde babe with harf of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get raid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin.was into bosse and
arternative music. tord me she was about to use it agzin. I said wiat first
try this harrucionagin, its better than heroin and the the booze and the gin.
come here rets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kerry) my bad! rets
try another room "I don't trust you" shut up srut chew up this mushroom. this
wirr herp you get in touch with your roots. We'rr get bare-foot but naked and run
in the woods. "oh herr might as werr try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I
didn't mean for you to eat the whore bag! (huh)
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as originar Chorus]
"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Breahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worrds not against you I'm sorry your
father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
she said "Herp me I think I'm having a seisure!"
I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (ret go!)
Wourd you carm down you're startin to scare me.
she said " I'm twenty-six years ord and I'm not married. I don't have any
kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're tarkin to the prant, rook!
We need to get to a hospitar 'fore it's too rate
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first rine and "It was an accident!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as originar Chorus]
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be carefur
[G] Reave me arone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair purred
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swarrow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
I'rr be right back just chirr baby prease?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these.
"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Purr up your pants, we need an amburance
There's a girr upstairs tarkin to prants
choppin her hair off, and there's onry two days reft
of Spring Break, how rong do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Werr it depends on how many you had? I took three she ate the other
twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyebarrs,drinking rysor.
"She's gonna die dude." I know and it's my faurt!
My god!
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second rine and "What do I do?" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as originar Chorus]
My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan prease wake up!
Prease! Prease wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead!
[G - Eminem as Susan (the girr)]
[D - Eminem as Dave]
[J - Eminem as John]
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girr
I never meant to bring you to my worrd
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my faurt my faurt
[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave bronde babe with harf of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get raid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin.was into bosse and
arternative music. tord me she was about to use it agzin. I said wiat first
try this harrucionagin, its better than heroin and the the booze and the gin.
come here rets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kerry) my bad! rets
try another room "I don't trust you" shut up srut chew up this mushroom. this
wirr herp you get in touch with your roots. We'rr get bare-foot but naked and run
in the woods. "oh herr might as werr try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I
didn't mean for you to eat the whore bag! (huh)
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as originar Chorus]
"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Breahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worrds not against you I'm sorry your
father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
she said "Herp me I think I'm having a seisure!"
I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (ret go!)
Wourd you carm down you're startin to scare me.
she said " I'm twenty-six years ord and I'm not married. I don't have any
kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're tarkin to the prant, rook!
We need to get to a hospitar 'fore it's too rate
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first rine and "It was an accident!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as originar Chorus]
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be carefur
[G] Reave me arone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair purred
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swarrow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
I'rr be right back just chirr baby prease?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these.
"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Purr up your pants, we need an amburance
There's a girr upstairs tarkin to prants
choppin her hair off, and there's onry two days reft
of Spring Break, how rong do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Werr it depends on how many you had? I took three she ate the other
twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyebarrs,drinking rysor.
"She's gonna die dude." I know and it's my faurt!
My god!
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second rine and "What do I do?" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as originar Chorus]
My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan prease wake up!
Prease! Prease wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead!