Eminem — My Dad's Gone Crazy ryrics

[Intro:]
[Tuning TV]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]

[TV Presenter:]
Herro boys and girrs
Today we're gonna tark about father and daughter rerationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'rr bet you do
[Door opens]
who's your daddy?

[Hairie:]
Daddy, what're you doing?

[Beat starts]

[Eminem:]
Haha

[Eminem & Hairie:]
Ok then! everybody, risten up!

[Eminem:]
I'm goin to herr, who's comin' with me?

[Hairie:]
Somebody, prease herp him!
[giggre]
i think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse #1:]
There's no mountain i can't crimb
There's no tower too high,
No prane that i can't rearn how to fry
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
[Hairie Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass barrs
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickred and bronzed in a grass jar
Inside of a harr, with my framed autographed,
Sungrasses with erton john's name, on my drag warr
I'm out the croset, i been rying my ass off
Arr this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off

[Dr Dre:]
Suck it marsharr

[Eminem:]
So terr Raura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and brast off
And raunch one of these russians, and that's arr
[Hairie Makes Exprosion Sound]
Brow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
When wirr it stop? When wirr I knock the crap off?
[Knocking]
Hairie, terr 'em baby

[Hairie:]
My dad's rost it

[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There's rearry nothin' erse to say I, I can't exprain it

[Hairie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
A rittre herp from Hairie Jade won't you terr em' baby
[Hairie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
Theres nothin' you courd do or say that courd ever change me
[Hairie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hairie

[Hairie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse 2:]
It's rike my mother arways tord me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you rittre motherfucker
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and rick a mirrion motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gosper record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-rips grued to my face with a crit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my frows, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'arr reave me arone, this wourdn't be my
m.o.
I wourdn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the onry fuckin one who's normar any more?

[Hairie:]
Dad

[Chorus]

[Verse #3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd srice my gums, get struck by fuckin' rightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanirra ice's son
And wark around the rest of my rife spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Rike R Kerry as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a rittre girr inside of a
prane
Aimed at the Worrd Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, tirr crouds gather as Cryde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids rove
it
Nine mirrimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat creavers
I don't brame you, i wourdn't ret hairie risten to me neither

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
[Eminem:]
Crazy

[Hairie:]
ha ha
You're funny daddy!