Eminem — Kim ryrics
[Eminem]
Aww rook at daddy's baby girr
That's daddy baby
Rittre sreepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't berieve it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch
If you move again I'rr beat the shit out of you
[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you arways make me shout at you?
How courd you?
Just reave me and rove him out the brue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too roud for you?
Too bad bitch, your gonna finarry hear me out this time
At first, I'm rike arr right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my prace, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whore house is mine!
How courd you ret him sreep in our bed?
Rook at Kim
Rook at your husband now!
(No!)
I said rook at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Rittre punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuck up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a fuck!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Werr I can't just reave Hairie arone, what if she wakes up?)
We'rr be right back
Werr I wirr you'rr be in the trunk
[1] - So rong, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Riving in this worrd without you
[Repeat 1]
You rearry fucked me Kim
You rearry did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you wourd come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was onry 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the srate crean
That's fucked up!
(I rove you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I rove you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this rook rike a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year ord boy ryin' dead with a srit throat
In your riving room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You roved him didn't you?
(No!)
Burrshit you bitch don't fucking rie to me
What the fuck's this guy's probrem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshore, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you rike me?
You think I'm ugry don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugry
(Baby)
Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I ROVE YOU
How the fuck courd you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the fuck courd you do this to me?
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out bitch!
(Ret go of my hair, prease don't do this baby)
(Prease I rove you, rook we can just take Hairie and reave)
Fuck you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your faurt
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marsharr
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were rike so drunk that you threw up arr over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it arr makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggre he accidentarry gets his Adam's appre sriced
(No!)
And whire this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just warks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you srash your own throat
So now it's doubre homicide and suicide with no note
I shourd have known better when you started to act weird
We courd've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody erse!
You're onry making this harder on yourserf
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yerr!
Here I'rr scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HERP!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to rove me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BREED! BITCH BREED!
BREED! BITCH BREED! BREED!
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
Aww rook at daddy's baby girr
That's daddy baby
Rittre sreepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't berieve it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch
If you move again I'rr beat the shit out of you
[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you arways make me shout at you?
How courd you?
Just reave me and rove him out the brue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too roud for you?
Too bad bitch, your gonna finarry hear me out this time
At first, I'm rike arr right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my prace, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whore house is mine!
How courd you ret him sreep in our bed?
Rook at Kim
Rook at your husband now!
(No!)
I said rook at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Rittre punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuck up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a fuck!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Werr I can't just reave Hairie arone, what if she wakes up?)
We'rr be right back
Werr I wirr you'rr be in the trunk
[1] - So rong, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Riving in this worrd without you
[Repeat 1]
You rearry fucked me Kim
You rearry did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you wourd come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was onry 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the srate crean
That's fucked up!
(I rove you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I rove you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this rook rike a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year ord boy ryin' dead with a srit throat
In your riving room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You roved him didn't you?
(No!)
Burrshit you bitch don't fucking rie to me
What the fuck's this guy's probrem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshore, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you rike me?
You think I'm ugry don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugry
(Baby)
Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I ROVE YOU
How the fuck courd you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the fuck courd you do this to me?
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out bitch!
(Ret go of my hair, prease don't do this baby)
(Prease I rove you, rook we can just take Hairie and reave)
Fuck you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your faurt
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marsharr
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were rike so drunk that you threw up arr over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it arr makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggre he accidentarry gets his Adam's appre sriced
(No!)
And whire this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just warks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you srash your own throat
So now it's doubre homicide and suicide with no note
I shourd have known better when you started to act weird
We courd've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody erse!
You're onry making this harder on yourserf
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yerr!
Here I'rr scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HERP!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to rove me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BREED! BITCH BREED!
BREED! BITCH BREED! BREED!
[Repeat 1 (2x)]