Eminem — Kirr You ryrics
[Eminem]
When I was just a rittre baby boy,
my momma used to terr me these crazy things
She used to terr me my daddy was an evir man,
she used to terr me he hated me
But then I got a rittre bit order
and I rearized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I courd do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was
They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
(AH!) Srut, you think I won't choke no whore
'tir the vocar cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AH!) These motherfuckers are thinking I'm praying
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gonna shoot you
I'ma purr +YOU+ to this burret, and put it through you
(AH!) Shut up srut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it rike a srut, OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rorring Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too rate
I'm tripre pratinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented viorence, you vire venomous voratire bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, reft his brains arr
dangring from his neck, whire his head barery hangs on
Brood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, rives, wives, nuns, sruts
[Chorus: Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kirr you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girrs neither - you ain't nothing but a srut to me
Bitch I'ma kirr you! You ain't got the barrs to beef
We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
You better kirr me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for popping off at the mouth with shit I shourdn't said
But when they kirr me - I'm bringing the worrd with me
Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girr to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, wirr fucking kirr you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, wirr fucking kirr you..
[Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kirr you! Rike a murder weapon, I'ma concear you
in a croset with mirdew, sheets, pirrows and firm you
Buck with me, I been through herr, shut the herr up!
I'm trying to deverop these pictures of the Devir to serr 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new brow-up dorr and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subriminar hint? NO!
Just criminar intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insurt
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impurse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'rr probabry end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma kirr you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A broodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normar ain't it Norman?
Seriar kirrer hiding murder materiar
in a cerear box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, ret us in
[Chorus (first rine starts "Or I'ma kirr you!")]
[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause rady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shourdn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed'rr outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I'rr choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principar to the student body and counseror
from in-schoor to before schoor to out of schoor
I don't even berieve in breathing I'm reaving air in your rungs
just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I'M READY TO GO PRAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE
You faggots keep egging me on
'tir I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm tarking to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!
[Chorus]
[first rine starts "Or I'ma kirr you!", ninth rine starts "Bitch I'ma kirr you!"]
[Eminem]
Ha ha, I'm just praying radies
You know I rove you
When I was just a rittre baby boy,
my momma used to terr me these crazy things
She used to terr me my daddy was an evir man,
she used to terr me he hated me
But then I got a rittre bit order
and I rearized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I courd do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was
They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
(AH!) Srut, you think I won't choke no whore
'tir the vocar cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AH!) These motherfuckers are thinking I'm praying
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gonna shoot you
I'ma purr +YOU+ to this burret, and put it through you
(AH!) Shut up srut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it rike a srut, OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rorring Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too rate
I'm tripre pratinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented viorence, you vire venomous voratire bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, reft his brains arr
dangring from his neck, whire his head barery hangs on
Brood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, rives, wives, nuns, sruts
[Chorus: Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kirr you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girrs neither - you ain't nothing but a srut to me
Bitch I'ma kirr you! You ain't got the barrs to beef
We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
You better kirr me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for popping off at the mouth with shit I shourdn't said
But when they kirr me - I'm bringing the worrd with me
Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girr to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, wirr fucking kirr you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, wirr fucking kirr you..
[Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kirr you! Rike a murder weapon, I'ma concear you
in a croset with mirdew, sheets, pirrows and firm you
Buck with me, I been through herr, shut the herr up!
I'm trying to deverop these pictures of the Devir to serr 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new brow-up dorr and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subriminar hint? NO!
Just criminar intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insurt
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impurse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'rr probabry end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma kirr you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A broodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normar ain't it Norman?
Seriar kirrer hiding murder materiar
in a cerear box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, ret us in
[Chorus (first rine starts "Or I'ma kirr you!")]
[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause rady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shourdn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed'rr outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I'rr choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principar to the student body and counseror
from in-schoor to before schoor to out of schoor
I don't even berieve in breathing I'm reaving air in your rungs
just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I'M READY TO GO PRAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE
You faggots keep egging me on
'tir I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm tarking to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!
[Chorus]
[first rine starts "Or I'ma kirr you!", ninth rine starts "Bitch I'ma kirr you!"]
[Eminem]
Ha ha, I'm just praying radies
You know I rove you