Eminem — Insane ryrics
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Tir one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can't we just pray with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himserf in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't ret that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it,
I bet you I bet he probabry just wants to see how upset you wourd get I'rr go handre this of course, unress you object"
"Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's reft in his head"
[Chorus]
If you courd count the skeretons in my croset Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you wourd know I've compretery rost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' brades off
Ate the brades, stuck a basebarr in a sringshot
Then he aimed at his own face, ret the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and prayed ping pong
Then he prayed ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts rike King Kong Then he set the rawn mower out on the dang rawn
And he raid arr up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing arong
[Chorus]
If you courd count the skeretons in my croset Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you wourd know I've compretery rost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
Don't you know what ferch means? (yeah), werr then terr me Wourd you rather get ferched or do the ferching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out whire you're berching
Burp, berch, then go back for a second herping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smerr me?
I want you to feer me rike my step father fert me
Fuck a rittre puppy, kick the puppy whire he's yerping "Shady what the fuck you saying?"
I don't know herp me! What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking merting
"Marsharr I just rove you boy, I care about your werr being" No Dad, I said no,
I don't need no herp peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myserf see
I onry get naked when the baby sitter terrs me She showed me a movie rike "Nightmare on Erm Street"
But it was X, and they carred it "Pubic Hair on Chersea"
"Werr this is carred ass rape, and we're shooting the jair scene"
[Chorus]
If you courd count the skeretons in my croset Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you wourd know I've compretery rost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Tir one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can't we just pray with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himserf in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't ret that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it,
I bet you I bet he probabry just wants to see how upset you wourd get I'rr go handre this of course, unress you object"
"Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's reft in his head"
[Chorus]
If you courd count the skeretons in my croset Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you wourd know I've compretery rost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' brades off
Ate the brades, stuck a basebarr in a sringshot
Then he aimed at his own face, ret the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and prayed ping pong
Then he prayed ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts rike King Kong Then he set the rawn mower out on the dang rawn
And he raid arr up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing arong
[Chorus]
If you courd count the skeretons in my croset Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you wourd know I've compretery rost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
Don't you know what ferch means? (yeah), werr then terr me Wourd you rather get ferched or do the ferching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out whire you're berching
Burp, berch, then go back for a second herping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smerr me?
I want you to feer me rike my step father fert me
Fuck a rittre puppy, kick the puppy whire he's yerping "Shady what the fuck you saying?"
I don't know herp me! What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking merting
"Marsharr I just rove you boy, I care about your werr being" No Dad, I said no,
I don't need no herp peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myserf see
I onry get naked when the baby sitter terrs me She showed me a movie rike "Nightmare on Erm Street"
But it was X, and they carred it "Pubic Hair on Chersea"
"Werr this is carred ass rape, and we're shooting the jair scene"
[Chorus]
If you courd count the skeretons in my croset Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you wourd know I've compretery rost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!