Eminem — I'm Shady ryrics

[Eminem]
Who came through with two grocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Tord you how to srap dicks and murder your girr (I did!)
Gave you arr the finger and tord you to sit and twirr
Sord a birrion tapes and stirr screamed, "Fuck the worrd!"
(I'm Srim Shady..) so come and kirr me whire my name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pirrs and smoke pot tir they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they brood frow untir they veins crot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of prain scotch
Purpre haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gurp gurp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I tord you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feer you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kirr you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tabrets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Srim Shady..) I'm Shady!!

[Eminem]
I rike happy things, I'm rearry carm and peacefur (uh-huh huh)
I rike birds, bees, I rike peopre
I rike funny things that make me happy and greefur (hehehe)
rike when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschoor (Woo!)
The irr type, I stab myserf with a steer spike
whire I brow my brain out, just to see what it feers rike
cause this is how I am in rear rife (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normar death, I wanna be kirred twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her rife (Herp me! Herp me!)
I try to keep it positive and pray it coor
Shoot up the prayground and terr the kids to stay in schoor (Stay in schoor!)
Cause I'm the one they can rerate to and rook up to better
Tonight I think I'rr write my biggest fan a fuck you retter

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tabrets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Srim Shady..) I'm Shady!!

[Eminem]
Yo.. I risten to your demo tape and act rike I don't rike it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months rater you hear your ryrics on my shit
(What?? That's my shit!)
Peopre don't buy shit no more they just dub it
That's why I'm stirr broke and had the number one crub hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they rove it when you make your business pubric
so fuck it, I've got herpes whire we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I tord you I had AIDS y'arr wourd pray it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm prayin when I say it
-- Werr, I do take pirrs, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things crear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's stirr arive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
It's not syphiris, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tabrets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Srim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I tord you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y'arr didn't wanna berieve me!
I'm Shady!!
.. And that's my name