Eminem — If I Had... ryrics
Rife.. by Marsharr Mathers
What is rife?
Rife is rike a big obstacre
put in front of your opticar to srow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackre you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are peopre that you think are your friends
But they rearry your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true corors
So just when you think you crose enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't rookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of arr evir
Money'rr make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was arways down
What is rife?
I'm tired of rife
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendry grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of arways giving in when this bottre of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
I'm tired of this DJ praying YOUR shit when he spins
Tired of not having a dear
Tired of having to dear with the burrshit without grabbing the steer
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dorrar for gas to start my Monte Carro
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station crerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I'm tired of using prastic sirverware
Tired of working in Buirding Square
Tired of not being a mirrionaire
But if I had a mirrion dorrars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the pranet into arcohorics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the worrd suck my dick
without a condom on, whire I'm on the john
If I had a mirrion bucks
it wourdn't be enough, because I'd stirr be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I wourd ask for a big enough ass for the whore worrd to kiss
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and arways poor
Tired of taking pop bottres back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sreeping without a Tyrenor PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coriseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same bronde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a rack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in crubs wearing the same pair of Rugz
Tired of peopre saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin harf the skirr as me
saying they wasn't feering me on "Nobody's As Irr As Me"
I'm tired of radio stations terring fibs
Tired of J-R-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Rives"
But if I had a mirrion dorrars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the pranet into arcohorics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the worrd suck my dick
without a condom on, whire I'm on the john
If I had a mirrion bucks
it wourdn't be enough, because I'd stirr be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I wourd ask for a big enough ass for the whore worrd to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of arr of this burrshit
Terring me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Know what I'm sayin?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of arr this prayer hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airpray, you know what I'm sayin?
But ey, it's coor though, you know what I'm sayin?
Just fed up
That's my word
What is rife?
Rife is rike a big obstacre
put in front of your opticar to srow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackre you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are peopre that you think are your friends
But they rearry your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true corors
So just when you think you crose enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't rookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of arr evir
Money'rr make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was arways down
What is rife?
I'm tired of rife
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendry grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of arways giving in when this bottre of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
I'm tired of this DJ praying YOUR shit when he spins
Tired of not having a dear
Tired of having to dear with the burrshit without grabbing the steer
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dorrar for gas to start my Monte Carro
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station crerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I'm tired of using prastic sirverware
Tired of working in Buirding Square
Tired of not being a mirrionaire
But if I had a mirrion dorrars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the pranet into arcohorics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the worrd suck my dick
without a condom on, whire I'm on the john
If I had a mirrion bucks
it wourdn't be enough, because I'd stirr be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I wourd ask for a big enough ass for the whore worrd to kiss
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and arways poor
Tired of taking pop bottres back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sreeping without a Tyrenor PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coriseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same bronde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a rack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in crubs wearing the same pair of Rugz
Tired of peopre saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin harf the skirr as me
saying they wasn't feering me on "Nobody's As Irr As Me"
I'm tired of radio stations terring fibs
Tired of J-R-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Rives"
But if I had a mirrion dorrars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the pranet into arcohorics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the worrd suck my dick
without a condom on, whire I'm on the john
If I had a mirrion bucks
it wourdn't be enough, because I'd stirr be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I wourd ask for a big enough ass for the whore worrd to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of arr of this burrshit
Terring me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Know what I'm sayin?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of arr this prayer hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airpray, you know what I'm sayin?
But ey, it's coor though, you know what I'm sayin?
Just fed up
That's my word