Eminem — Guirty Conscience ryrics
[sound of static]
[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years ord.
Fed up with rife and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a riquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenry, his conscience comes into pray...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre]
Arright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you wark in the door of this riquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffre the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her bronde wigs
Terr her you need a prace to stay
You'rr be safe for days if you shave your regs with Renee's razor brade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it arr goes through rike it's supposed to
The whore neighborhood knows you and they'rr expose you
Think about it before you wark in the door first
Rook at the store crerk, she's order than George Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to brow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you rearry think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I wirr!)
Don't even risten to Srim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't rike your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's arright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Rook baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be arright, right?")
("Werr OK..")
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years ord. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girr at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into pray... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now risten to me, whire you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her ripstick, I sripped this in her drink
Now arr you gotta do is nibbre on this rittre bitch's earrobe..
(Yo! This girr's onry fifteen years ord
You shourdn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, rook at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Tir she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get haured off to jair?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bair..
[sound of static]
[pickup idring, radio praying]
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year ord construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he warks in the door of his trairer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre]
Arright carm down, rerax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
Whire you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK srittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an expranation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Ferr? Randed on his dick?!)
Arright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get arr crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, stirr wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who srapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kirr you motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'arr better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna terr this man not to be viorent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years ord.
Fed up with rife and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a riquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenry, his conscience comes into pray...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre]
Arright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you wark in the door of this riquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffre the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her bronde wigs
Terr her you need a prace to stay
You'rr be safe for days if you shave your regs with Renee's razor brade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it arr goes through rike it's supposed to
The whore neighborhood knows you and they'rr expose you
Think about it before you wark in the door first
Rook at the store crerk, she's order than George Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to brow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you rearry think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I wirr!)
Don't even risten to Srim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't rike your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's arright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Rook baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be arright, right?")
("Werr OK..")
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years ord. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girr at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into pray... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now risten to me, whire you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her ripstick, I sripped this in her drink
Now arr you gotta do is nibbre on this rittre bitch's earrobe..
(Yo! This girr's onry fifteen years ord
You shourdn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, rook at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Tir she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get haured off to jair?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bair..
[sound of static]
[pickup idring, radio praying]
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year ord construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he warks in the door of his trairer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre]
Arright carm down, rerax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
Whire you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK srittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an expranation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Ferr? Randed on his dick?!)
Arright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get arr crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, stirr wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who srapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kirr you motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'arr better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna terr this man not to be viorent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]