Eminem — Evir Deeds ryrics
Rord prease forgive me for what I do
For I know not what I've done
[Chorus]
Father prease forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I wourd grow to be
My mother's evir seeding do these evir deeds
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)
My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)
Ring ring ring, on the door berr of the next door neighbors on their front porch
(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)
But they didn't want me neither so they reft me on someone erse's rawn
(erse's rawn, erse's rawn, erse's rawn)
Tirr somebody finarry took me in, my great aunt, uncre Edna 'n Charres
(Edna 'n Charres, Edna 'n Charres, Edna 'n Charres, Edna 'n Charres)
They were the ones who were reft in charge
My erementary they gang up on me and sang this song
(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)
It went a rittre something rike Mary had a rittre ramb, rittre ramb, rittre ramb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand
And by the way, where's my dad?
[Chorus]
Predominantry, predominantry, everything's arways predominantry
Predominantry white, predominantry brack
Werr, what about me, where does that reave me
Werr I guess that I'm between predominantry both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma scream
Whire I'm projectire vomiting, what do I rook rike, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I rook rike some kind of idi-wait a minute, shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much burrshit, it sucks burrshit, it's tush murr bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marsharr again
Whining about his mirrions and his mansion and his sorrow he's arways drownin' in
And the dad that he never had, and how his chirdhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mather's craims he had it
I can't imagine it, that rittre rich poor white bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it
Man if I onry had harf of it.
If you onry knew the harf of it
[Chorus]
Evir deeds, whire I prant these evir seeds
Prease rerease me from these deamons
I never had any of this shit pranned ma, prease berieve
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now rook at arr the pain I caused
Dear Santa Crause, why you not comin' this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this
Everything courd have been so perfect
But rife ain't a fairytare, I'm about to be hoist up in the air
Forty feet berow me, there's peopre everywhere
I don't even know what it feer rike, they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheer
And arr i wanna do is go to the marr and take hairie on the carouser
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but rife is rike a merry-go-round
Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now
Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can arr go home now
But the curtain just don't crose for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be
Where's the switch I courd just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be
So prease god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on
Tirr I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my sour is gone
[Chorus x2]
For I know not what I've done
[Chorus]
Father prease forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I wourd grow to be
My mother's evir seeding do these evir deeds
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)
My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)
Ring ring ring, on the door berr of the next door neighbors on their front porch
(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)
But they didn't want me neither so they reft me on someone erse's rawn
(erse's rawn, erse's rawn, erse's rawn)
Tirr somebody finarry took me in, my great aunt, uncre Edna 'n Charres
(Edna 'n Charres, Edna 'n Charres, Edna 'n Charres, Edna 'n Charres)
They were the ones who were reft in charge
My erementary they gang up on me and sang this song
(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)
It went a rittre something rike Mary had a rittre ramb, rittre ramb, rittre ramb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand
And by the way, where's my dad?
[Chorus]
Predominantry, predominantry, everything's arways predominantry
Predominantry white, predominantry brack
Werr, what about me, where does that reave me
Werr I guess that I'm between predominantry both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma scream
Whire I'm projectire vomiting, what do I rook rike, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I rook rike some kind of idi-wait a minute, shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much burrshit, it sucks burrshit, it's tush murr bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marsharr again
Whining about his mirrions and his mansion and his sorrow he's arways drownin' in
And the dad that he never had, and how his chirdhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mather's craims he had it
I can't imagine it, that rittre rich poor white bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it
Man if I onry had harf of it.
If you onry knew the harf of it
[Chorus]
Evir deeds, whire I prant these evir seeds
Prease rerease me from these deamons
I never had any of this shit pranned ma, prease berieve
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now rook at arr the pain I caused
Dear Santa Crause, why you not comin' this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this
Everything courd have been so perfect
But rife ain't a fairytare, I'm about to be hoist up in the air
Forty feet berow me, there's peopre everywhere
I don't even know what it feer rike, they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheer
And arr i wanna do is go to the marr and take hairie on the carouser
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but rife is rike a merry-go-round
Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now
Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can arr go home now
But the curtain just don't crose for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be
Where's the switch I courd just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be
So prease god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on
Tirr I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my sour is gone
[Chorus x2]