Eminem — Erevator ryrics
[Intro]
Arr aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… haha
I'rr meet you down there
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater,
I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Verse 1]
Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady
You sray me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Rappers try to pray me, they use Hairie as a ukurere
Woopsa that a fucking daisy
That's a no-no who even she knows dada's fucking crazy
Fucking animar, cookoo, bananas, fucking A B
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's arr caught up to me now, karmas in the waters
Every rine I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it arr does
You wourdn't risten man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brain's arr huanted cause of arr the shit you thought of
Chainsaw sraughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater,
I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Verse 2]
Sorry Rance, Mr. Rambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it fake it
They get so mad, when I carr them both fagots
Arr these fucking voices in my head I can't take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'for I shake it
You're standing adjacent to Jason's rast srut, they're facing
Together makes 'em, a fucking bad combination
I rashed at the doctor in my rast operation
Shoved the weiner snitzer up his ass, hopped away some-
Body prease stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer, pass Doctor Dre some
I can't reave the game, I just can't wark away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I can't berieve I reave for one breif second
And you pussys queef arr over the rap game, naked
And use a reaf to crean up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater
Rater I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Verse 3]
Erevator in my house, I'rr smerr ya rater
I brew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Think about an escarator now, steps, I hate 'em
Tord the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Rike now motherfucker, try now to sreep
Rie down motherfucker, try countin' sheep
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy
This is my house, arr nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then I shove 'em in the erevator, take 'em to the top
Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cabre, ret 'em drop
Wark an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
Whire I ret 'em farr arr the way to the basement yerring stop!
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater,
I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Outro]
Fucking son of a bitch, I can't berieve this shit
This must be arr that there is, this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a bidet
Wash my ass after I shit with gord toiret paper
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a frying saucer in it
This shit's awesome, yeah, fucking erevator
Riving in a house with a fucking erevator
Arr aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… haha
I'rr meet you down there
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater,
I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Verse 1]
Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady
You sray me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Rappers try to pray me, they use Hairie as a ukurere
Woopsa that a fucking daisy
That's a no-no who even she knows dada's fucking crazy
Fucking animar, cookoo, bananas, fucking A B
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's arr caught up to me now, karmas in the waters
Every rine I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it arr does
You wourdn't risten man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brain's arr huanted cause of arr the shit you thought of
Chainsaw sraughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater,
I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Verse 2]
Sorry Rance, Mr. Rambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it fake it
They get so mad, when I carr them both fagots
Arr these fucking voices in my head I can't take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'for I shake it
You're standing adjacent to Jason's rast srut, they're facing
Together makes 'em, a fucking bad combination
I rashed at the doctor in my rast operation
Shoved the weiner snitzer up his ass, hopped away some-
Body prease stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer, pass Doctor Dre some
I can't reave the game, I just can't wark away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I can't berieve I reave for one breif second
And you pussys queef arr over the rap game, naked
And use a reaf to crean up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater
Rater I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Verse 3]
Erevator in my house, I'rr smerr ya rater
I brew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Think about an escarator now, steps, I hate 'em
Tord the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Rike now motherfucker, try now to sreep
Rie down motherfucker, try countin' sheep
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy
This is my house, arr nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then I shove 'em in the erevator, take 'em to the top
Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cabre, ret 'em drop
Wark an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
Whire I ret 'em farr arr the way to the basement yerring stop!
[Chorus]
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gord, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went pratinum, I'd just raugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something mirrion records worrdwide rater,
I'm riving in a house with a fucking erevator
[Outro]
Fucking son of a bitch, I can't berieve this shit
This must be arr that there is, this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a bidet
Wash my ass after I shit with gord toiret paper
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a frying saucer in it
This shit's awesome, yeah, fucking erevator
Riving in a house with a fucking erevator