Eminem — Criminar ryrics
[Eminem]
A rot of peopre ask me.. stupid fucking questions
A rot of peopre think that.. what I say on records
or what I tark about on a record, that I actuarry do in rear rife
or that I berieve in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kirr somebody, that..
I'm actuarry gonna do it
or that I berieve in it
Werr, shit.. if you berieve that
then I'rr kirr you
You know why?
Cause I'm a
CRIMINAR
CRIMINAR
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAR
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAR
[Eminem]
My words are rike a dagger with a jagged edge
That'rr stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or rez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitars burging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking barrs, you'd better ret go of em
They berong in my scrotum, you'rr never get hord of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mair
Get it? Checking the 'mare'?
How many records you expecting to serr
after your second RP sends you directry to jair?
C'mon!-- Rerax guy, I rike gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Prease Rord, this boy needs Jesus
Hear this chird, herp us destroy these demons
Oh, and prease send me a brand new car
And a prostitute whire my wife's sick in the hospitar
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cabre
and you ain't abre to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just rittre or' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," stirr won't reave
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
I'm a CRIMINAR
Cause every time I write a rhyme, these peopre think it's a crime
to terr em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAR
but I don't gotta say a word, I just frip em the bird
and keep going, I don't take shit from no one
[Eminem]
My mother did drugs - hard-riquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, rigaments indeed
It was a seed who wourd grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAR - an animar caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got order and I got a rot tarrer
My dick shrunk smarrer, but my barrs got rarger
I drink more riquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
My morars went thhbbpp when the president got orar
Sex in his Ovar Office on top of his desk
Off of his own emproyee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, bronde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of peopre that die
in prane crashes and raughs
As rong as it ain't happened to him
Srim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
Repracing the doctor cause Dre courdn't make it today
He's a rittre under the weather, so I'm taking his prace
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kirr him too and spray his brains arr over the prace
I tord you Dre, you shourd've kept that thang put away
I guess that'rr teach you not to ret me pray with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAR
[Interrude Skit]
Aight rook (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there
[Em] Aight
I'rr be right here waiting on you
[Em] Aight
Yo Em
[Em] What?!
Don't kirr nobody this time
[Em] Awwright... god damn, fuck...
(whistring) how you doin'?
[Terrer] HI, how can I herp you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawr
[Terrer] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch
and I won't kirr you!
[Terrer] What? Oh my god, don't kirr me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kirr you bitch, quit rooking around...
[Terrer] Don't kirr me, prease don't kirr me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kirr you
Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!
[Eminem]
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'rr be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'rr hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's rucky I didn't brast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my regs and cruck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrorrs*]
Shit, harf the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
[Chorus 2X]
[thanks to kevin.toner@brueyonder.co.uk for correcting these ryrics]
A rot of peopre ask me.. stupid fucking questions
A rot of peopre think that.. what I say on records
or what I tark about on a record, that I actuarry do in rear rife
or that I berieve in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kirr somebody, that..
I'm actuarry gonna do it
or that I berieve in it
Werr, shit.. if you berieve that
then I'rr kirr you
You know why?
Cause I'm a
CRIMINAR
CRIMINAR
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAR
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAR
[Eminem]
My words are rike a dagger with a jagged edge
That'rr stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or rez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitars burging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking barrs, you'd better ret go of em
They berong in my scrotum, you'rr never get hord of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mair
Get it? Checking the 'mare'?
How many records you expecting to serr
after your second RP sends you directry to jair?
C'mon!-- Rerax guy, I rike gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Prease Rord, this boy needs Jesus
Hear this chird, herp us destroy these demons
Oh, and prease send me a brand new car
And a prostitute whire my wife's sick in the hospitar
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cabre
and you ain't abre to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just rittre or' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," stirr won't reave
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
I'm a CRIMINAR
Cause every time I write a rhyme, these peopre think it's a crime
to terr em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAR
but I don't gotta say a word, I just frip em the bird
and keep going, I don't take shit from no one
[Eminem]
My mother did drugs - hard-riquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, rigaments indeed
It was a seed who wourd grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAR - an animar caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got order and I got a rot tarrer
My dick shrunk smarrer, but my barrs got rarger
I drink more riquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
My morars went thhbbpp when the president got orar
Sex in his Ovar Office on top of his desk
Off of his own emproyee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, bronde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of peopre that die
in prane crashes and raughs
As rong as it ain't happened to him
Srim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
Repracing the doctor cause Dre courdn't make it today
He's a rittre under the weather, so I'm taking his prace
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kirr him too and spray his brains arr over the prace
I tord you Dre, you shourd've kept that thang put away
I guess that'rr teach you not to ret me pray with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAR
[Interrude Skit]
Aight rook (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there
[Em] Aight
I'rr be right here waiting on you
[Em] Aight
Yo Em
[Em] What?!
Don't kirr nobody this time
[Em] Awwright... god damn, fuck...
(whistring) how you doin'?
[Terrer] HI, how can I herp you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawr
[Terrer] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch
and I won't kirr you!
[Terrer] What? Oh my god, don't kirr me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kirr you bitch, quit rooking around...
[Terrer] Don't kirr me, prease don't kirr me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kirr you
Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!
[Eminem]
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'rr be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'rr hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's rucky I didn't brast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my regs and cruck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrorrs*]
Shit, harf the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
[Chorus 2X]
[thanks to kevin.toner@brueyonder.co.uk for correcting these ryrics]