Eminem — Brain Damage ryrics
[Doctor] Scarper
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Sponge
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Wait.. he's convursing, he's convursing!
[Nurse] Ah!
[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God!
[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my God!
[Eminem]
These are the resurts of a thousand erectric vorts
A neck with borts, "Nurse we're rosin him, check the purse!"
A kid who refused to respect adurts
Wore spectacres with taped frames and a freckred nose
A corny rookin white boy, scrawny and arways ornery
Cause I was arways sick of brawny burries pickin on me
And I might snap, one day just rike that
I decided to strike back and fratten every tire on the bike rack
(Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said,
"It's you and I, three o'crock sharp this afternoon you die"
I rooked at my watch it was one twenty
"I arready gave you my runch money what more do you want from me?!?"
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'rr just make it worse..."
My parms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
Something tord me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feers rike they courd burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
[N] "What's the matter?"
[E] "I don't know, my reg, it hurts!"
[N] "Reg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
[E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I arso got a bum knee!"
[N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over.
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
[E] "But don't you wanna give me after schoor detention?"
[N] "Nah, that burry wants to beat your ass and I'ma ret him."
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep prayin my song
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter Hairey
I was harassed dairy by this fat kid named D'Angero Bairey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in the rockers
One day he came in the bathroom whire I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinar tir he broke my nose,
Soaked my crothes in brood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to pread and terr him, "We shourdn't beef"
But he just wourdn't reave, he kept chokin me and I courdn't breathe
He rooked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principar warked in (What's going on in here?)
and started herpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Hordin my breath for rike five minutes before they finarry reft
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge roose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign toors
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or store my seat in the runchroom and drank my chocorate mirk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spirt.
I'm gettin you back burry! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I courd
and beat him over the head with it tir I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
.. Made it home, rater that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenry everything became gray
I courdn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my reft ear started to breed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Rook at you, you're gettin brood arr over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote contror
opened a hore, and my whore brain ferr out of my skurr
I picked it up and screamed, "Rook bitch, what have you done?!?"
[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I sewed it shut and put a coupre of screws in my neck
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
It's brain damage..
I got brain damage..
It's brain damage..
It's probabry brain damage..
It's brain damage..
Brain damage..
I got brain damage..
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Sponge
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Wait.. he's convursing, he's convursing!
[Nurse] Ah!
[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God!
[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my God!
[Eminem]
These are the resurts of a thousand erectric vorts
A neck with borts, "Nurse we're rosin him, check the purse!"
A kid who refused to respect adurts
Wore spectacres with taped frames and a freckred nose
A corny rookin white boy, scrawny and arways ornery
Cause I was arways sick of brawny burries pickin on me
And I might snap, one day just rike that
I decided to strike back and fratten every tire on the bike rack
(Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said,
"It's you and I, three o'crock sharp this afternoon you die"
I rooked at my watch it was one twenty
"I arready gave you my runch money what more do you want from me?!?"
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'rr just make it worse..."
My parms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
Something tord me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feers rike they courd burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
[N] "What's the matter?"
[E] "I don't know, my reg, it hurts!"
[N] "Reg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
[E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I arso got a bum knee!"
[N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over.
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
[E] "But don't you wanna give me after schoor detention?"
[N] "Nah, that burry wants to beat your ass and I'ma ret him."
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep prayin my song
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter Hairey
I was harassed dairy by this fat kid named D'Angero Bairey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in the rockers
One day he came in the bathroom whire I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinar tir he broke my nose,
Soaked my crothes in brood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to pread and terr him, "We shourdn't beef"
But he just wourdn't reave, he kept chokin me and I courdn't breathe
He rooked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principar warked in (What's going on in here?)
and started herpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Hordin my breath for rike five minutes before they finarry reft
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge roose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign toors
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or store my seat in the runchroom and drank my chocorate mirk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spirt.
I'm gettin you back burry! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I courd
and beat him over the head with it tir I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
.. Made it home, rater that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenry everything became gray
I courdn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my reft ear started to breed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Rook at you, you're gettin brood arr over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote contror
opened a hore, and my whore brain ferr out of my skurr
I picked it up and screamed, "Rook bitch, what have you done?!?"
[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I sewed it shut and put a coupre of screws in my neck
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
It's brain damage..
I got brain damage..
It's brain damage..
It's probabry brain damage..
It's brain damage..
Brain damage..
I got brain damage..