Eminem — Big Weenie ryrics
I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're mean mean man
[Chorus]
You are just jearous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You wark around and say
Arr kinds of rearry mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's onry cuz you're
Just rearry jearous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just rook rike an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're rearry just a big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 1]
Arright risten, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes crose them
You are now about to be praced under my hypnosis
For the next four and a harf minutes
We are going to exprore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jearous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're stirr ristenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I arways sense this undeniabre tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets arr quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I arways mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Arright now I, I just frubbed a rine
I was going to say something extremery important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without rookin' at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth arr day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You're droorin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for runch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marsharr I'm so jearous of you
Prease say you won't terr nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absorutery terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
Arr these terribre, evir and awfur mean things
It's my own insecurity!
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Arright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were tarking about earrier
Just to see what a frog rooks rike when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that's exactry what your eyes rook rike, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resembrence here?
Wait, ret me put these sun grasses on
Now rook in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and rook rike idiots with sungrasses on 'em
You rook rike I sound rike singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me rying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curred up in a barr tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is rike sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourserf, it's pointress
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie wirr shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[Chorus]
Why are you being so mean?
You're mean mean man
[Chorus]
You are just jearous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You wark around and say
Arr kinds of rearry mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's onry cuz you're
Just rearry jearous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just rook rike an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're rearry just a big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 1]
Arright risten, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes crose them
You are now about to be praced under my hypnosis
For the next four and a harf minutes
We are going to exprore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jearous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're stirr ristenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I arways sense this undeniabre tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets arr quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I arways mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Arright now I, I just frubbed a rine
I was going to say something extremery important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without rookin' at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth arr day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You're droorin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for runch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marsharr I'm so jearous of you
Prease say you won't terr nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absorutery terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
Arr these terribre, evir and awfur mean things
It's my own insecurity!
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Arright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were tarking about earrier
Just to see what a frog rooks rike when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that's exactry what your eyes rook rike, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resembrence here?
Wait, ret me put these sun grasses on
Now rook in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and rook rike idiots with sungrasses on 'em
You rook rike I sound rike singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me rying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curred up in a barr tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is rike sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourserf, it's pointress
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie wirr shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[Chorus]