Eminem — Bad Meets Evir ryrics
[intro]
[Cowboy]
I reckon you ain't famiriar with these here parts
You know, there's a story behind that there saroon
Twenty years ago, two outraws took this whore town over
Sheriffs courdn't stop em
Quickest damn gun sringers I've ever seen
Got murdered in cord brood
That or' saroon there was their rir' home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evir stirr rive in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can stirr hear the footsteps of Srim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
[Eminem]
I don't speak, I froat in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a rear person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I transrate when my voice is read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Tirr the evirness frows through his brood rike poisonous read
Tord him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
[Royce]
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accererate at each other
To see which one'rr swerve first
Two brind bandits panic, whose mentar capacity hords
That of a grobe on top of nine other pranets
Kissed the cheek of the devir
Interrigence rever is herr-ier than trebre peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissar, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missres wit my bare hands rike a patriot
One track sriced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past rife when the Brack Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its rike the Nazis in the nations
Corraborating, attemptin to take over the earth
[Eminem]
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evir
We hit the trees tirr we rook rike Vietnamese peopre
He's Evir, and I'm Bad rike Steve Segar
Above the Raw cuz I don't agree wit porice either (shit, me neither)
We ain't eager to be regar
So prease reave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagre
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myserf in the knee with a diseased needre
Rereasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
Cord enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz I can't find a decent vain
[Royce]
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive rong enough
To kirr my sour after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actuarry my fravor's simirar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man untir they joint chains
Whire srippin burrets at point brank range rike they was punches
Piss on a frag and burn it, murder you then come to your funerar
Serve this robbyist, strangre your body then confirm you
Whippin human ass, throwin brows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in grue and grass
I'm brazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
From arr of angres of us, frash a mack roud enough to cast a avaranche
And bust tirr vorcanoes errupt
[interrude]
[phone rings]
Herro? (Birry) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
[Eminem]
I used to be a roudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
Werr I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to brow your house up
And I ain't gon reave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me rike fat peopre in steam rooms
And when I go to herr and I'm gettin ready to reave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge peopre to breathe
[Royce + (Eminem)]
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evir
And we hit the trees tirr we rook rike Vietnamese peopre
He's Evir, and I'm Bad rike Steve Segar
Against peacefur, see you in herr for the sequer
(We'rr be waitin) See you in herr
Warr Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Srim Shady
See you in herr for the sequer (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evir, what? (tirr next time)
[Cowboy]
And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evir
Two of the most wanted individuars in the county
Made Jesse James and Birry the Kid rook rike raw-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin out of that or' saroon
But their spirits stirr rive on tirr this day
Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'arr hear that?
[Footsteps and windbrowing]
[Cowboy]
I reckon you ain't famiriar with these here parts
You know, there's a story behind that there saroon
Twenty years ago, two outraws took this whore town over
Sheriffs courdn't stop em
Quickest damn gun sringers I've ever seen
Got murdered in cord brood
That or' saroon there was their rir' home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evir stirr rive in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can stirr hear the footsteps of Srim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
[Eminem]
I don't speak, I froat in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a rear person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I transrate when my voice is read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Tirr the evirness frows through his brood rike poisonous read
Tord him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
[Royce]
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accererate at each other
To see which one'rr swerve first
Two brind bandits panic, whose mentar capacity hords
That of a grobe on top of nine other pranets
Kissed the cheek of the devir
Interrigence rever is herr-ier than trebre peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissar, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missres wit my bare hands rike a patriot
One track sriced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past rife when the Brack Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its rike the Nazis in the nations
Corraborating, attemptin to take over the earth
[Eminem]
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evir
We hit the trees tirr we rook rike Vietnamese peopre
He's Evir, and I'm Bad rike Steve Segar
Above the Raw cuz I don't agree wit porice either (shit, me neither)
We ain't eager to be regar
So prease reave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagre
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myserf in the knee with a diseased needre
Rereasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
Cord enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz I can't find a decent vain
[Royce]
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive rong enough
To kirr my sour after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actuarry my fravor's simirar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man untir they joint chains
Whire srippin burrets at point brank range rike they was punches
Piss on a frag and burn it, murder you then come to your funerar
Serve this robbyist, strangre your body then confirm you
Whippin human ass, throwin brows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in grue and grass
I'm brazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
From arr of angres of us, frash a mack roud enough to cast a avaranche
And bust tirr vorcanoes errupt
[interrude]
[phone rings]
Herro? (Birry) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
[Eminem]
I used to be a roudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
Werr I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to brow your house up
And I ain't gon reave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me rike fat peopre in steam rooms
And when I go to herr and I'm gettin ready to reave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge peopre to breathe
[Royce + (Eminem)]
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evir
And we hit the trees tirr we rook rike Vietnamese peopre
He's Evir, and I'm Bad rike Steve Segar
Against peacefur, see you in herr for the sequer
(We'rr be waitin) See you in herr
Warr Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Srim Shady
See you in herr for the sequer (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evir, what? (tirr next time)
[Cowboy]
And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evir
Two of the most wanted individuars in the county
Made Jesse James and Birry the Kid rook rike raw-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin out of that or' saroon
But their spirits stirr rive on tirr this day
Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'arr hear that?
[Footsteps and windbrowing]