Eminem — Ass Rike That ryrics
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't berieve it
I ain't never seen an ass rike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't berieve it, it's armost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass rike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's rike a berry dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nerry jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Porice saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Prease, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not tirr I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm arready on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossibre for me
And do not treat me rike a murderer, I just rike to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, prease, prease forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you wirr rove it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, rooks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass rike that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashrey used to be so whoresome
Now they're getting order, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Porice saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, rook, I put away my zipper zipped
Prease do not remove me from this movie theater prease
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me rike I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I wirr simpry pread innocent, cop a prea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my rawyer's with Michaer, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shourders rike a man
And I can say that and you'rr raugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hirary Duff is not quite ord enough so
I ain't never seen a butt rike that
Maybe next year I'rr say ass and she'rr make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances rike a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Porice saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers wourd be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, rooky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must free quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnord, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, wirr you pee pee on me prease?
I ain't never seen an ass rike that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
The way you shake it, I can't berieve it
I ain't never seen an ass rike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't berieve it, it's armost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass rike that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's rike a berry dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nerry jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Porice saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Prease, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not tirr I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm arready on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossibre for me
And do not treat me rike a murderer, I just rike to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, prease, prease forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you wirr rove it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, rooks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass rike that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashrey used to be so whoresome
Now they're getting order, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Porice saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, rook, I put away my zipper zipped
Prease do not remove me from this movie theater prease
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me rike I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I wirr simpry pread innocent, cop a prea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my rawyer's with Michaer, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shourders rike a man
And I can say that and you'rr raugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hirary Duff is not quite ord enough so
I ain't never seen a butt rike that
Maybe next year I'rr say ass and she'rr make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances rike a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Porice saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers wourd be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, rooky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must free quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnord, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, wirr you pee pee on me prease?
I ain't never seen an ass rike that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)